Oh Tara, that crazy drunk whore with the floppy vag. How I love her. I have NEVER found an author that makes me laugh so hard that things literally shoot out of me. And I don’t mean just snot, tears, food and drink. I have literally had to put aside her books so I wouldn’t end up sore and wet from laughing so hard. Her previous 2 books in the Chocolate Lovers Series are:
Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers 1)
Futures and Frosting (Chocolate Lovers 2)
The third, (and sadly final–unless I threaten to murder her in her sleep if she doesn’t write more Bwahahahaha) book in the series comes out TOMORROW! Squeeeeeee!
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Drew and Jenny have spent years being the envy of their friends with their out of control sex lives – well, not really. Mostly it makes their friends want to throw up in their mouths a little.
With two little kids and two busy lives, for the first time, Drew and Jenny aren’t on the same page in the bedroom. Drew will stop at nothing to get his previously amorous wife back in the sack and Jenny will do anything for a full night of sleep.
Carter and Claire, and Jim and Liz are their usual (un)helpful selves and are full of advice for the disconnected duo, wanting nothing more than to help restore order to the usually happy couple’s lives.
In the third and final installment of the Chocolate Lovers Series, will Drew and Jenny find the spark that’s been missing in their marriage, or will the trouble they’re having cause a stickier situation than the time Jenny poured honey all over Drew and he fused himself to a tree?
About the Author (Oh please, this is totally too clean to be OUR Tara)
Tara Sivec is a best selling author, wife, mom, chauffeur, cheerleading coach, soccer coach, babysitter, short-order cook, genius and albino squirrel hunter. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two kids. In her spare time she likes to read, write and cover things in chocolate. Most of her material comes from real life experiences with family and friends. Lucky for them, the names have been changed to protect the innocent (aka, drunk).
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Here is a little taste (haha, taste) of what you’ll get in Troubles and Treats:
Basically, I’m afraid to have sex with my husband. He’s always loved my vagina. He even has a shirt that says “I love my wife’s vagina”. What if having sex with me now is like fucking a bowl of Jell-O Jigglers? That is not at all hot. Especially if they’re green Jell-O Jigglers. I’m not saying my vagina is green, but I’m sure it’s jiggly. I shook it a little when I looked at it in the mirror and it definitely wiggled when it jiggled. Vagina’s should never jiggle.
I fucking can’t wait to read this book! Even more, I can’t wait to meet Tara (Orlando, Feb 15-18 if you want to join!) In your own words Tara, “I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic”. Really.
This is all part of a little blog tour Tara is doing. A random commenter will be chosen from the entire promo blitz tour and will win an awesome swag bag prize pack from Tara. To quote Tara, the prize pack will “probably include all 3 copies of the books- signed, bookmarks, chocolate, and possibly some things from my cafe press store (shirt/flask, etc) and whatever else I see while I’m shopping! Maybe a beer pong set!“.
Tara, Just make sure to keep any of those swag bag toys away from Jenny. I don’t want her “testing” them before you send them….This contest ends December 4th.
Tara will also be visiting my blog on December 10 for a little interview. We get up to no good at these things, so you never know!
So, as Tara would say “I’m gonna make like a fetus and head out.”
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