Partying With the Gang at Seduction and Snacks

If you didn’t see Part one of this interview, check it out here: Hanging With Tara Sivec and stay tuned for a giveaway of Seduction and Snacks at the end. Also visit Scandalicious Book Reviews for a giveaway of Futures and Frosting.

The meeting is set up (with some confusion by Jenny) right at closing time for Seduction and Snacks. Ana had to bring her 6 year old along to meet Gavin, because she knew they would get along great. Claire’s dad even agreed to take the boys home and watch them together while we had an “adult” interview (yeah, right)

We show up at the shop about 20 minutes before the stores are set to close. There is a small line of people still waiting to be served on the snack side, but Ana’s son goes tearing in screaming “CHOCOLATE!!!!” and panting like a puppy. As Ana waits on line with her rugrat, Scandal goes to find Liz next door.

Ana’s son sees the chocolate covered marshmallows on a stick, and yells out “Mom. Look at that black weiner! That looks like the one I found in that box under your bed!” Just then, Gavin comes running in with his Grandpa, and hearing this, runs behind the counter, grabs one for both of them, and they run around yelling “Here, you wanna bite of my weiner?” to everyone. Over and over. And over. (Seriously, we laughed the first time, after that, it was only funny when one of the ladies on line started making comments about the way the kids were raised)

Finally, all the customers are helped, the doors are closed, and Claire and Liz ask us to join them in the seating area. Claire brings over some chocolate milk and the boys settle in too.

Claire quickly says we better ask Gavin what we gotta ask now, because Claire’s dad is taking them home soon.

First, we begin to take out Gavin’s gift…just as Drew and Jenny walk in. We introduce ourselves, then give Gavin his gift. Scandal and Ana keep looking at Drew, wondering what he is wearing under the jacket, but decide to wait till Gavin’s questions are done.

Then we give Gavin his shirt:

As we take it out, Drew says he is so turned on, he wants a 3 way in the back, Jenny just doesn’t get it and says the dog is cute, and Ana’s son tries to show everyone that his weiner actually CAN do tricks.

Questions For Gavin:
What is something your mom always says to you?

“Go clean your room.  NOW!”

What is your dad really good at?

“Tennis ball.  And farting.”

What do your parents like to do?

“Fart in faces.  And make phone calls while crapping their pants.”

How do you know they love you?

“They smuggle me.”  Claire:  “Smuggle?  Do you mean hug?”  Gavin: “No, I mean smuggle JACK BUTT!”

Do you know the lyrics to any TV show theme songs?

“I pulled up to da house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to da cabby ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’  I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my frone as da prince of bel air.”   *Everyone stares in shock*

Gavin: “What?  Will Smith is dope, yo.”  

Claire to Carter: “He’s not allowed to hang out with Drew anymore.”

What is your favorite word?

“Jack butt!”

Claire: “Sorry, we were watching the movie Jack Ass the other day and the only way to get him to stop saying ‘ass’ was to let him say ‘butt’ instead.”

Once he starts screaming it over and over, Claire’s dad grabs the boys and heads out.

And the real fun begins…………

We introduce ourselves officially. Scandal is a baker who blogs about books, and Ana has a sex toy store on her book blog. So we explain how we’d like to learn more about the whole group and feature them on our websites.

They tell us they know all about us, and plan to have a little fun because they know us bitches with our flappy ass vaginas can take it.

Scandal and I BOTH correct them saying, “HA! Our vaginas are still normal—we have BOTH had 2 c-sections! No pencil in Grand Canyon vages for us!”

Ana to Liz: so what is your hottest selling item in the store?

Liz: “A secretly taped video of Claire and Carter banging.”

Claire: “You’re a dick.”

Liz: “Okay, fine.  The Jack Rabbit is always the hottest seller.  That little bunny gets slammed harder than a screen door in a hurricane.”

Claire: “That’s a horrifying visual.”

Liz: “Eh, Little Rabbit Foo Foo can take it.”

Which product do you recommend most often?

Liz: “The vibrating cock ring.  It’s a sad, sad day when your man can’t get you off.  Which is why God invented the vibrating cock ring.”

Jim: “I’m pretty sure God didn’t invent the vibrating cock ring.

Liz: “Do you want to get laid tonight?”

Jim: “Yeah God!  Good work, buddy.”

Jenny pipes up there that the Benjamin wa balls may not be a good idea to recommend in case people return them.

As Drew sets out a plate of ‘cookies’, Scandal starts patting Ana on the back…kind of jumping and squirming in her seat, pointing to this total hottie…

Scandal: “Ohhh, look it’s Carter. Holy shit he is gorgeous.”

Ana: “Boy can wear a pair of jeans.”

Introductions are made, and while we are drooling, we continue…

Scandal to Claire: What’s Carter’s favorite chocolate covered treat…and I don’t mean you, I mean something he’d share with the class?  

Claire: “This is so disgusting, but chocolate covered BBQ chips.  He was eating a handful over a pan of melted white chocolate and one fell in.  The rest is puke-worthy history.”

Carter: “Hey, don’t knock my Choco-que Chips.  They are delicious.”

Carter decides to make it a drinking interview, and he whips out a jug of some kind of blue drink. He says “You ask the questions, first person (or two?) to answer doesn’t drink, everyone else does. You each have to drink for each question you ask.”

Sounds fair to us! (famous last words)

So we start snacking on Claire’s goodies and Drew’s cookies and drinking, and Scandal and Ana start taking turns shouting out questions:

Favorite color?

Jenny: “CLEAR!”

Panties or commando?

Jenny: “CLEAR!”

Liz: “You can’t just keep shouting out the first word you think of so you don’t have to drink, dumbass.”

Drew: This one’s mine.  Commando all the way baby.  In fact, I’m commando right now.”

Jenny: “You’ve never been in the Army.  How can you be a commander if you’ve never been in the Army?”

Jim: “Drew, I thought we told you that you weren’t allowed to go commando anymore after you shit your pants at the Chinese buffet?”

Drew: “Hey, that wasn’t my fault.  Who can say no to that much kung pow chicken?”

Scandal: “Well, I guess that answers my question about the last time someone shit their pants.”

Super hero power you’d want:

Jenny: “CLEAR MAN!”

Liz: “Oh for fuck’s sake Jenny…”
Kinkiest position:

Drew: “On the hood of the car with a screwdriver, chocolate sauce and a vacuum cleaner.”

Carter: “She said kinkiest, not weird as fuck.”

What were your favorite Bedsheets as a child?

Drew: “Care Bears!”

Jim: “You really shouldn’t tell people these things.”

Drew: “Whatever.  Wish Bear was my favorite.  He was blue and cuddly and had a shooting star on his tummy.”

Carter: “*cough* HOMO! *cough*”

Hot or mild sauce?

Drew:  “Mild.  You don’t want hot sauce anywhere near your penis.”

Jim: “What the fuck Drew?  I think she’s asking if you like it on your food, not your dick.”

Favorite X-mas song?

Jenny: “Cradle, Cradle, Cradle!”

Liz: “What the fuck song is that?”

Jenny: “You know, the one about the bed baby Jesus sleeps in that’s made out of clay. *singing* Ohhhhhhh, cradle, cradle, cradle, I made it out of clay.  Cradle, cradle, cradle, where baby Jesus shall lay.”

Liz: “Oh for fuck’s sake.  Jenny, that’s THE DREIDEL SONG.  It’s a Jewish song to celebrate Hanukkah.”

Jenny: “People celebrate harmonica’s?”

What song should play at your funeral?

Drew: “Dick in a Box.  You know, the SNL skit?”

Carter: “Actually, that’s strangely appropriate for your funeral.”

Favorite sex position 

Jenny: “Hanging from the reinforced ceiling fan with the yoga ball and the jar of pickles.”

***blank stares from everyone except Drew who is nods knowingly…
Most embarrassing moment

Drew: “Hanging from the reinforced ceiling fan with the yoga ball and the jar of pickles when Jenny’s mom stopped by.”

Something about yourself you hate

Jim: “Not having enough sex.”  *gets punched in the arm by Liz*

Favorite thing about yourself

Jim: “Having the best sex ever with the most beautiful woman in the entire universe.”

Liz: “Better.  Keep going and I’ll let you sleep on the floor instead of the back yard.”

If you can only eat one thing forever till you die, what would it be?

Drew: “VAGINA!” Jenny: “PENIS!”

Drew: “OMG we totally said that at the same time!”

Jenny: “I love you so much, baby!”

Drew: “I’m going to eat the shit out of your vagina later.”

Liz, spitting out a half-eaten cookie: “Oh come the fuck on.  People are eating here!”

Boxers or briefs? 

Drew, imitating Carter’s voice: “Tighty whities.  I love the way they cup my balls.”

Carter: “Dude, you shit your pants.”

Top or bottom?

Jenny: “Top or bottom of what?  Are we still talking about tampons?”

Claire: “When were we ever talking about tampons?”

Jenny: “Oh, never mind.  I was talking about them with myself and I thought I said it out loud.  I guess not.  I like the tampons from the top of the shelf.  The bottom ones have been touched by too many people.”

Bong or joint?

Drew: “YES PLEASE!”

Batteries or plug?

Jenny: “Eeeew, do people stick batteries in their ass?  Definitely butt plug.  That’s just weird.  Well, unless it’s Double A.  Those aren’t so bad I guess.”

Since Ana and Scandal were omitted from the group question round, Drew saw fit to make them take a shot of the mystery blue juice after every question. Needless to say, the end of the evening was a bit of a blur for them. They woke up back in their hotel room, with their beds spinning, heads pounding, fuzzy socks on their teeth and Drew-style shirts on their bodies.

The Drew-style shirts on the floor were a mystery.

After a quick check, both severely hung over women are pleased to report no back door action went down while their defenses were down but Ana is still trying to figure out how she got potato chips stuck to her nipples! Let’s just hope none of this ends up on Youtube! 

And thanks again Tara, you big Thunder Cunt!

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