Oh Tara, that crazy drunk whore with the floppy vag. How I love her. I have NEVER found an author that makes me laugh so hard that things literally shoot out of me. And I don’t mean just snot, tears, food and drink. I have literally had to put aside her books so I wouldn’t end up sore and wet from laughing so hard. Her previous 2 books in the Chocolate Lovers Series are:
Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers 1)
Futures and Frosting (Chocolate Lovers 2)
The third, (and sadly final–unless I threaten to murder her in her sleep if she doesn’t write more Bwahahahaha) book in the series comes out TOMORROW! Squeeeeeee!
Purchase Troubles and Treats (Chocolate Lovers 3) at Amazon
Synopsis
Drew and Jenny have spent years being the envy of their friends with their out of control sex lives – well, not really. Mostly it makes their friends want to throw up in their mouths a little.
With two little kids and two busy lives, for the first time, Drew and Jenny aren’t on the same page in the bedroom. Drew will stop at nothing to get his previously amorous wife back in the sack and Jenny will do anything for a full night of sleep.
Carter and Claire, and Jim and Liz are their usual (un)helpful selves and are full of advice for the disconnected duo, wanting nothing more than to help restore order to the usually happy couple’s lives.
In the third and final installment of the Chocolate Lovers Series, will Drew and Jenny find the spark that’s been missing in their marriage, or will the trouble they’re having cause a stickier situation than the time Jenny poured honey all over Drew and he fused himself to a tree?
About the Author (Oh please, this is totally too clean to be OUR Tara)
Tara Sivec is a best selling author, wife, mom, chauffeur, cheerleading coach, soccer coach, babysitter, short-order cook, genius and albino squirrel hunter. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two kids. In her spare time she likes to read, write and cover things in chocolate. Most of her material comes from real life experiences with family and friends. Lucky for them, the names have been changed to protect the innocent (aka, drunk).
Connect with Tara
Website http://www.tarasivec.com
Facebook http://www.facebook.com/TaraSivec.authorpage
Goodreads http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6422281.Tara_Sivec
Twitter http://www.twitter.com/TaraSivec
Here is a little taste (haha, taste) of what you’ll get in Troubles and Treats:
Basically, I’m afraid to have sex with my husband. He’s always loved my vagina. He even has a shirt that says “I love my wife’s vagina”. What if having sex with me now is like fucking a bowl of Jell-O Jigglers? That is not at all hot. Especially if they’re green Jell-O Jigglers. I’m not saying my vagina is green, but I’m sure it’s jiggly. I shook it a little when I looked at it in the mirror and it definitely wiggled when it jiggled. Vagina’s should never jiggle.
I fucking can’t wait to read this book! Even more, I can’t wait to meet Tara (Orlando, Feb 15-18 if you want to join!) In your own words Tara, “I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic”. Really.
This is all part of a little blog tour Tara is doing. A random commenter will be chosen from the entire promo blitz tour and will win an awesome swag bag prize pack from Tara. To quote Tara, the prize pack will “probably include all 3 copies of the books- signed, bookmarks, chocolate, and possibly some things from my cafe press store (shirt/flask, etc) and whatever else I see while I’m shopping! Maybe a beer pong set!“.
Tara, Just make sure to keep any of those swag bag toys away from Jenny. I don’t want her “testing” them before you send them….This contest ends December 4th.
Tara will also be visiting my blog on December 10 for a little interview. We get up to no good at these things, so you never know!
So, as Tara would say “I’m gonna make like a fetus and head out.”
a Rafflecopter giveaway
Related Posts:
- Seduction and Snacks is My New Favorite Book
- Futures and Frosting was Vagtastic!
- A Joint interview with Tara Sivec
- Partying with the Gang at Seduction and Snacks
Suzy says
Looking forward to Orlando in February too…and to the final (boo) installment of the Chocolate Lovers series. I’ll never look at Arby’s the same!!!
Jennifer Singh says
Can’t wait for this to be released tomorrow! I have never laughed so hard in my entire life. My favorite line from the excerpt is: “I’m not saying my vagina is green, but I’m sure it’s jiggly. I shook it a little when I looked at it in the mirror and it definitely wiggled when it jiggled. Vagina’s should never jiggle.” LOL Can’t wait!!
Ricki says
Counting the minutes until tomorrow!!!! I can’t wait to read it, but will be crying on the last page because I love the gang. Please try and join us in Feb, it’s going to be a blast!!!!
sandy says
Love the excerpt! Can’t wait to read it!
“I quickly tried to do the math but my brain was a jumbled mess and I couldn’t remember what number comes after potato!”
sha002@ucr.edu
Kerry G says
“Vagina’s should never jiggle.” When did Jenny get so smart??
I cant wait to dive into this!
Michelle Cammack says
I love Tara, she’s hilarious! My favorite line is “What if having sex with me now is like fucking a bowl of Jell-O Jigglers?”
Michelle Cammack says
Sorry, forgot my email: mcammack1952@yahoo.com
Karen G. says
Loved the excerpt, don’t all women feel this way? Favorite line: “Vagina’s should never jiggle”. Looking forward to this release!
kgagnon@donofrio.cc
June M. says
I guess I am in better shape than I thought, at least my vagina doesn’t jiggle (we won’t discuss the rest of me, lol). This sounds like a great series. I will have to check it out!
June
manning_J2004 at yahoo dot com
Nancy L.R says
“Vagina’s should never jiggle.” LOL! I cannot wait for this book!! Tara is freaking hilarious!
Tess says
My fav line is “I shook it a little when I looked at it in the mirror and it definitely wiggled when it jiggled.” Haha, this line rhymes and it’s hilarious! I can’t wait to read T&T! Thanks for the giveaway 🙂
Tess
tess_halim(at)hotmail(dot)com
Dana says
My favorite line is from the very beginning of the 1st book when Clarie and Liz first meet the boys. Claire comments that Liz on her boobs being like “Bounty the quicker dick picker upper”!!
danamirvine(@)gmail.com
Cathy V. says
I loved the entire excerpt, especially ” I shook it a little when I looked at it in the mirror and it definitely wiggled when it jiggled”, that is something I would do. I refer to my butt cheeks as a jello jigglers… eek!
Thanks for the giveaway.
kitcat76(at)hotmail.com
pc says
Love the …’He even has a shirt that says “I love my wife’s vagina”.’ It takes a real man to wear a shirt like that!
ivegotmail8889(at)yahoo(dot)com
Karen G. says
Loved the excerpt and especially the “Vaginas should never jiggle” line. Looking forward to this new release!
kgagnon@donofrio.cc
Holley says
My favorite is the line about Drew’s shirt “he even has a shirt that says I love my wife’s vagina.” I love his shirts! Holley(at)hempel(dot)cx
Kerry G says
Vagina’s should never jiggle….still my fav line! OMG I cannot wait for Feb!!
kadee_1106@hotmail.com
Kerry G says
jiggling vaginas, still my fav line LOL
kadee_1106@hotmail.com
Vega says
Again..Lauren thank you for capturing these momnets. So incredibly amazing each & every one. Ian & Mikey’s journey together in our kids tri just reminds me why I/we do our work at Colin’s Hope.Epic stuff Lauren. Thank you.