The Bunny Is Coming (The Holidays 4) by Tara Sivec
Short comedy with romance. Does not stand alone.
WARNING: DO NOT EAT OR DRINK WHILE READING. You also may never eat Peeps again.
Tara Sivec makes things happen to my body that just shouldn’t. 5 years ago, when I first read Seduction and Snacks, I laughed so hard I dislodged my tampon. During Troubles and Treats I literally peed in my pants. I have since learned that I need to be wearing a pad when I read a Tara Sivec book. (The reviews I did for that series are some of my favorite. I will link them below.)
The Holidays Series is even more ridiculously silly and inappropriate than The Chocolate Lovers Series, and the latest installment, The Bunny Is Coming may be the
worst best of all. It’s short, only 68 pages according to Amazon, but to be honest, it was the perfect length. I don’t love short books usually, but if this were much longer I would have had sore stomach muscles after reading it. And you know, that would almost be like I did exercise which is something that just can’t happen.
From cannibal pigs, vomiting on dicks, and bunnies in drag there were plenty of reasons to laugh!
I cracked up when they dyed the eggs, because my then 10 year old did the same thing last year.
“Aunt Bobbie, they do not include those wax crayons in the egg dying kits for you to draw penises on all the eggs. Are you forgetting that mom has the neighborhood kids come over to find these eggs after Easter mass?” I remind her, wondering how in the hell she got so much detail on such a small area.
And at one point I was eating dinner and a funny part about Peeps came up and I totally choked. Like scary, I almost died kind of choking!
I went from laughing to choking to getting a few sweet, sentimental tears in this quick little read. I will warn you, don’t try to sneak read this in church on Easter because honestly, you’ll negate every drop of good you did by going to church. The Bunny is Coming may be one of the most inappropriate books ever. That’s why I loved it.
Rating: 5 stars, (I can’t give a heat rating because I honestly don’t remember after my life flashed before my eyes)
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