Wow, this is exhausting. I haven’t had much of a chance to read over the last few days, but I am also still in the midst of a book hangover from Tara Sivec’s Watch Over Me. Until I get this 5 star review written I can’t move on. And I haven’t had enough time to focus! (I have 3 reviews stored up!) Today is my son’s 8th birthday, and he is in a show tonight, and we have 2 birthday parties this weekend! So I may be a bit scarce…
I hit 5,000 facebook likes today!!! Holy crap, I am so humbled and excited! I post freebies and sales throughout the day almost every day on facebook and twitter. Unfortunately, only about 700-1200 see each post I make. If you click on “liked” on my page you can click get notifications, show in newsfeed and add to interest lists, but it doesn’t last. The best way to keep me in your feed is to like, comment and share my statuses.
I also do book signing events, and I have a big dinner coming up after Book Bash with 285 people and 31 of the most amazing authors! So Wicked Book GNO has been my focus this week because we are getting so much cute stuff printed! Lots will be given away after the event 🙂
There are 3 amazing books out today:
Watch Over Me by Tara Sivec
Tie Me by Olivia Cunning (See the One Night with Sole Regret Series order)
Savor Me by Emily Snow (having some amazon issues…should be up soon)
What a crazy month! My TBR has been going bonkers!
Time for my giveaway!
Tonight’s Giveaway includes:
- $5.00 Amazon Gift Card
- Signed copies of Jasinda Wilder’s Falling Into You (review) and Falling Into Us (will be mailed as soon as printed, US only) See my giveaway of 2 ARCS of Falling Into Us
- Signed Copy of The Last Boyfriend by JS Cooper
- Paperback copy of Devoured by Emily Snow (See my review)
- e-book of Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec (See my review)
- BONUS for 5,000 Likes! 2 More Winners! $5.00 Amazon Gift Cards
elena k says
i would love to win!thanks for the great giveaway and best wishes
elena k says
my sister had gone to a wedding and found in action two of her colleagues. she is embarrassed every day she goes to work
Karen G. says
We were visiting my husbands sister and brother-in-law one weekend. Well my husband was partying with his brother-in-law pretty late and when he came to bed he was not to be denided. I was trying to make sure it was quiet cuz hello we were right next to his sister! I thought maybe we were pretty stealth but of course the next day while we were hanging out cooking she made a little comment about it and i get ‘the look’. Why do I get ‘the look’!? We are married after all. lol I pretended not to notice and just kept chopping. I am so easily embarrassed. haha
S. Ann says
Okay In my younger younger years it was hard to get any hanky panky anywhere, so one night before curfew we decided to park in fire department parking lot and do our business. Well mind you this is a little truck now, we cracked the door to give a little room, my shoe fell out, after all is said and done I get out to retrieve my shoe and low and behold there is two dudes in the doors looking out the windows. I was so flipping embarrassed I WOULD NEVER ride in that truck of his again. I made him borrow his brothers car or nothing. Still embarrasses me to this day thinking about it.
Emily B says
No real embarrassing story. Losing it was not as fun as everyone said.
Nicole says
Stereotypical teenager I lost it in the basket of a car lol
skyline1210 says
Question provided by Tara Sivec —> it shows, haha 😀
Me and my guy parked on one of many off roads at the top of the slope in the woods. So we were on the back seats doing our thing when the car starts slowly moving (the brake cut loose or something – I have no idea how that happened). So we jumped from each other and started crawling on the front seats to stop the car from moving downhill. We looked rediculous. But it sure was funny as shit 😀
Amy says
Happy Blogoversary!! Awesome giveaway!
Brenna says
I lost my virginity in Alaska on vacay visiting my bf. We were pretty insatiable… Ended up doing it in a family friends driveway while a party was going on. Several people walked by and had NO IDEA. LOL
Denise Smith says
i lost mine when i was 21 on my birthday
Zenia says
I’m so boring I actually don’t have any embarrasing sex stories .. don’t know if that’s a good or a bad thing? :-/
But happy Blogoversary 🙂
Heather says
This story isn’t mine but a dear friend lost hers in a ford pinto lol.
Heather says
Losing my virginity wasn’t funny at all. More gross. Lol. But when I was in my early 20’s I walked in the ladies restroom at work to find two of my coworkers doing it doggy style. I think we were all embarrassed!
Linda says
I was just 15, but no regrets, he was my first love and we stayed together for 3 years!
Lea says
No embarrassing story 🙂 But we did have sex once at the gas station in the restroom 🙂
Julie says
Went to a party at a friends house. Went to use the bathroom and walked in on one of our friends in the middle of some action. Totally embarrassing.
Maria Malaveci says
It is my only regret in life. Actually thought about it the other day. I wish I had waited longer, if though I was 20. It was horrible. If I could erase it I would.
Emilia says
I can’t recall any embarrassing moments, by I lost my virginity when I was 16 and it was at my boyfriends house. Thanks for the giveaway.
Gail Campbell says
I just wish I wouldn’t have gotten pregnant the first time having sex!
Joanne Christenson says
Gail…same thing happened to me…wtf? Life isn’t fair 🙂
Joanne Christenson says
Leave it to Tara. Damn whore 🙂
I dont have embarrassing sex stories. ..im a recovering Catholic.
I do have an embarassing story. I was going to the gynecologist and my kids had me running so late..
Ran in the bathroom…grabbed the first washcloth I saw….gotta wash up…of course im still talking to one if my monsters the whole time…..I Pull my new pretty underwear up…skirt down….a while later im on the table legs in stirrups….doc is naturally a fucking man….he says WOW!!!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS. .you didnt have to dress it up for me…..I said what? Sat up…he said…the glitter…I must have looked completely confused….he got a mirror. …my hoo ha…snatch whatever was completely covered in silver glitter…I do not know how I didn’t notice that much glitter on washcloth. I could only say…for next time….whats your favorite color?.
Ana's Attic says
Best story ever!!!
Sharon Chalk says
Joann must have no inhibitions because I read about that on my newsfeed on the naughty and something ,I forget the second half,and laughed my ass off,couldn’t believe she would reveal it on the newsfeed,a blog is one thing but the newsfeed????
Joanne Christenson says
I didn’t put that on any news feed….omg. how did that happen? Oh well
Megan Wickland says
OMG …that is hilarious!!
Joanne Christenson says
It’s funny now….I forgot to mention. ..that I went home and looked at the damn wash cloth….how did even use that thing? its funny now years later… but I tell you that thing was a covered all over with an entire bottle of glitter….which was in the fricken sink…im evidently an extremely unobservant parent.
Kim says
Love that story!! To funny.
Monica Sanchez says
No regrets with loosing my virginity. Nothing embarrassing sex wise. Maybe I should change that with my husband lol.
Kelly Tannacore says
Embarrassing sex story huh…Well, when I finally did lose my virginity with my boyfriend when I was 16, he was alittle older, we couldn’t seem to keep our hands off each other. Well, we used each and every opportunity that happened to come up, one of which was a sump on a brown paper bag (not my proudest moment). Thank god we didn’t get caught on that one… : / Chalk it up to being young and very stupid! (and horny :))
Angel Cullen says
19 and still a virgin …
Jessie L says
Sure wish I had a story to add to this post, but it looks like maybe I lead a boring life. Not really. Thank you for the giveaway!
Lisa says
Nothing worth writing about! LOL
Gayle Fulawka says
Sigh, mine is both virginity and embarrassing. The asshole scumbag that I gave my V card to, while he was gentle and took his time, he also gave me a STD and told me that I didn’t get it from him! Ummm HELLO shithead, you knew you were my first!! (some men suck ass )
Pam Nelson says
Well losing mine wasn’t much of a story, embarrassing story would have been my hubby and I were dating and we had been going at it, we forgot there was going to be company coming over and we got caught with our pants down literally lol.
Cindy Barton says
Looking for some privacy while living in a trailer, 4 kids staying the night……..we snuck outside with a blanket. We ended up under the stars it was all so “romantic” until we actually got going and discovered we were under the walnut tree and on top of walnuts. Had several bruises after that.
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Amanda D says
I agree with Emily B losing it was not as fun as everyone said. Didn’t help the guy was an ass. An embarrassing story would be when my child walked in on me and my husband. Thankfully he was too little and didn’t know what was going on. Another story is when I walked in on my parents. Unfortunately, I was old enough and called on some awesome acting skills to pretend for years that I didn’t know what was going on. I finally admitted after I was married with kids that I did!
kp says
A friend an her bf got caught doing it in the car because a neighbor called the police to report “a suspicous car”!! And the officer responding was her brother!
Megan M. says
That happened to my sister a couple of years ago, but the cop was not her brother! She ended up in jail, though 🙁
Amber S says
Ha ha ha! That sucks. Lol
Katerz says
Yes, please!
Megan Wickland says
Got busted in the parking lot of a church giving the hubs “special attention”. So embarrassing! I am 34 years old and a mom of 2 for crying out loud! Funny thing is we were only 3 blocks away from our house… but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do when she needs to… 😀
RH says
thanks for the giveaway!
Sue says
Yeah,, ummm… Date rape. I grew up catholic. I never told a soul until years later…
Melissa D says
Typical…..in the backseat of a car while it was parked in a garage because he was working on it at the time. Real romantic huh???
Rabsaris Flores says
Thanks for the awesome giveaway
Karen says
hmmm…let’s see…too young shouldn’t of done it at all let alone with who i did, and in the courtyard of a school probably wasn’t the best location LOL
Carey S. says
As a teen, necking in a car when a cop pulled up and made us get out, then said he was calling our parents. He never did but it scared the crap out of us!
Tatia White says
Which one do I tell??
So…we all have the fear when we are younger of walking in on our parents, right? Well, I can tell you what is worst. my husband and I had just gotten married so naturally, we did it anywhere we could. You name it, we’ve prob done it there. Well, little did I know that my DAD was coming over that afternoon. The hubs and I were going at it in the living room….and my dad had a key. I’m sure you can figure out what happened. Needless to say, things were a little awkward for a while. 6 years later, I THINK or rather HOPE that’s been forgotten. But can you ever really forget something like that? Def the most embarrassing moment of my life.
Evelyn says
Thanks for the giveaway and happy 5000
Lariza says
Nothing too great losing my virginity in a car typical first time no romance lol!
Deanna says
On my high school graduation night. In a backseat of course.
Nina says
I didn’t lose *it* until I was 23. Sad. But true.
Kara says
June 1992, day after my 17th birthday, Guns n Roses concert on pay per view, on the floor while we were babysitting his nephew (the nephew is now a fabulous Big Ten tight end with NFL aspirations) And yes, the nephew was sound asleep in his bedroom in a crib.
Erika S. says
His mom walked in, but thankfully she didn’t freak! I was so embarrassed though :/
Abbie D. says
Getting that stuff in your eye makes it burn and turn bright red for at least an hour…
Melissa C. says
At the movies and got caught.
Katherine Hutto says
So when my ex-husband and I were still together and just newly married we were going at it in a friend of his living room. Yeah we had went over to pivk up a game or something and just couldn’t stay away from each other. Well he had me bent over and pressed into the wall, now I am under 5 feet tall and he is 5′ 9″”. Well he he had to squat quite a bit and I mean we were going at it hard enough I though he was going to push me through the wall, he then managed to get such a bad and sudden cramp that he kind of went down which in turn somehow bent his junk in a very bad way. The sudden shift in position had me ramming my face into the wall so hard I thought I was going to pass out.After all the screaming, cussing and crying was over with we went to the Er. I was actually very proud of our sexcapade but he was mortified lol. Well my embarrassment kicked in a couple of days later when his friend called to inform us that he had just had cameras put up in his place because some of his stuff was going missing and he had enjoyed re watching the show but next time could we bring some good porn music for the background. Yay!
Amber S says
I wish there was a like button. Nice! Lol
Ana's Attic says
ha!
Pam says
Lost my virginity on an attic floor at a party.
Deb says
Front seat of a car. No funny story.
Jhed Parico says
One time we were staying in some cheap motel to stay for some 3 hours because of the traffic jam. When I was almost falling in some dreamy sleep, I heard loud thumpings in the other room plus some various moanings. I feel like I entered a place with some unwanted visitors.
Stacy says
I had decided that friends with benefits was the way to go after a ten year relationship that didn’t work out. We decided that it would happen on my birthday. We went out had alot of drinks which I needed because I have never ever pictured having sex with this guy ever! It had been 3 years since I had sex and I need it so he said he would help me out. What a horrible mistake! I have decided that no sex is better then bad and unfulfilling sex any day. the end!
Christina says
lost my v card when i was 19 to my now husband. we have been together 7 yrs and now have 2 boys 🙂 no real embarrassing stories to tell..we shared a hotel room w/ a guy friend once and we had sex in the bed next to him..another time we were going at it the car and someone pulled up beside us..windows all fogged up and all 😉
Christina says
lost my v card when i was 19 to my now husband. we have been together 7 yrs and now have 2 boys 🙂 no real embarrassing stories to tell..we shared a hotel room w/ a guy friend once and we had sex in the bed next to him..another time we were going at it the car and someone pulled up beside us..windows all fogged up and all 😉 i dont get in embarrassed about sex…it happens..we all do it and enjoy it 😀
Nicole H says
The first I attempted to lose it was not successful because HE was over before it started. I tried not to laugh but it was hard, unlike him, not to. We eventually tried again months later and did not have the same problem. So this falls under embarrassing and Losing it.
Dannica Alcantara says
I got a boring life, so no story to tell (still freaking virgin)
Crystal says
Honey take pride in waiting for a good one. Ive been married for 10 years to my ONLY boyfriend
jodi marinich says
my losing virginity sorry isnt very exciting..lol
Deanna says
Lost my virginity when I was 16 to a boy I was dating for over a year at the time. We’re still together almost 5 years later and are now planning our wedding!
Sarah says
I lost my virginity when I was 15. Not much to tell. I have been with the same guy now for 18 years.
Adrienne Scales says
I’m embarrassed to say that my daughter walked in on daddy and I getting busy. I think he might have been more embarrassed then I was LOL. Luckily she was pretty small at the time and didn’t realize what we were doing. Although she did ask why we were “play fighting” in the bed hahahaha.
Vickie Milizia says
We were on vacation, staying in a hotel. My husband leaned over using the headboard for leverage, the headboard broke. It was slightly embarrassing explaining that to he hotel employee.
Shai says
Losing The Vcard…I was young and thought was ready and in love.. ya know the usual teenage love fantasy.. well, it wasn’t like what I thought it would be I was just laying still.. I felt the pain of the first invasion but that’s ALL I felt the whole time my ex was doing me.I thought it normal so I didn’t have sex again for years! Now with my boyfriend. I realized it was because i wasnt in love and of the size. Yes size matters a lot if you don’t feel anything
Susan E says
I once walked into the back of a bakery shop because I couldn’t find anyone in the front of the store. So I saw two people and they were doing stuff that should never EVER be done near food. This was before I read Tara’s chocolate series, so when I read the scene years later, I thought “wow stuff like this actually happens…”
Kristi Celebrezze says
Nothing exciting enough to write about!!!
Dawn says
Happy blogoversary! Thanks for the giveaways!
Maria Fontes says
Well, the most embarrassing story was when I was using the toilet at a club and hearing all these sounds from the next stall. The *it’s-easy-to-guess-what-they-were-doing* sounds. He seemed to know what he was doing 😉
Becki says
I lost my virginity to my best friends boyfriend at the ripe old age of 16 on a pool table while listening to Love Bites by Def Leppard. He was on leave from the army visiting his dad, stepmother and sister who lived next door to me.There was some drama and a lot of yelling in the street when it all came out. I am now best friends with his sister, she is 10 years younger than me and I haven’t talked to him in 20 years. He’s married, I’m married and the former best friend is married so it all worked out for the best.
maria maltais says
stories in book are so much better… i lost my virginity @ 16 to my first my friend and i didnt do it again for months after because the first experience was soooo bad!
Crystal says
After a heavy makeout sesh in his pickup i went to sit up. The first thing i noticed was the bruise on my butt from the seat belt latch and the second was my hair was tangled in the stearing wheel. It took a pocket knife to escape and a very embaressing trip to the hairdresser to fix.
Karen H says
me and my boyfriend where having sex on the same bed as my best friend and her boyfriend back in high school when her Mom came home early and caught us. All she said was the boys need to go home now but OMG I was so embarrassed
Stacy F says
Ok so my step daughter was telling my niece on night while she was staying that she hates when me and my husband have sex cause she hears noises, my niece in turns goes oh you mean like this and starts moaning. The worst part was that they decided to tell my mother in law and grandmother in law. I went over there the next day and they were all laughing, I asked what was so funny and my mother in law starts telling me what my step daughter said, mind you this is in front of my father in law and grandfather in law also. I about died, I started laughing so hard.
Robin the Book Nerd says
My sex story would be when my boyfriend were doing it late at night in my room and my mom walked in on us . She was just telling me to remind her that she took her heart medicine in case she forgot. Oppss that was probably not good for her heart!
Megan M. says
Happy Blogoversary & congrats on being so popular (5,000)! 🙂
My first time was nice…I was with my boyfriend of three years, though we’d only been together a few months at the time. His mom was out of town, so we just did it in his bed (he changed the sheets first, too–thoughtful kid). It wasn’t particularly romantic, no candles or anything (God, no–we both wanted it dark!), but I consider it a good experience.
Embarrassing? Well, my man and I partied a lot with our group of friends when we first got together (10 years ago!), so we were drunk pretty often and on top of that, we were like rabbits. At a friend’s house party, we ended up doing it on the living room couch, after everyone was in bed (though I’m sure not all were asleep). I guess we both passed out immediately after because we woke up in the morning with our pants down and him still between my legs! At least his body was covering our…union…but his little bare white ass was totally exposed. I don’t remember how many people had gotten up already and actually saw it, but I do remember catching shit about it from EVERYONE for like, years!!
Amber S says
Lol!!
Scheva says
All I know is that after reading all these damn books, I’ve discovered that I was a lousy lay in my younger years!! Geez! No wonder I couldn’t find a man to marry me until I was 30! Where were these sex book textbooks when I was in my prime?! I’ve got some new moves now though! LOL
lisa w says
Got caught by the police “parking”– the funniest thing was I don’t think I have ever been called “my Wife” so many times!
Becki Wyer says
I love Jasinda. I can’t wait to read these.
Holley says
I was caught coming out of the ladies restroom at a wedding reception with my date by the bride, groom and a number of guests. Luckily they were my dates friends and we weren’t together long after that so I didn’t have to ever see any of them again.
Laina G says
My boyfriend & I were almost there (climax) when our room mate walked in the house and pounded on our bedroom door and KILLED the moment. I found out later, she wanted us to know she was home and not to do/say anything that we wouldn’t want her to see/here. UGH
Diana Doan says
Lol. Mine was definitely not as romantic or memorable as in the books. I was 19 and it was my bf at the time
Joanne B says
OMG. Some of these stories are hilarious and sad because they are true. I’ve got no embarrassing sex stories. I lost my virginity in the front seat of a car with some guy my friend and I picked up at Friendlys. (him and his friend so my friend lost hers too)
Brandy Myers says
One night the hubs and I were fooling around (hands on) and just at my critical moment, I started bouncing around and screaming. The hubs was very proud of himself until I ran in the bathroom and stuck my lady parts under the faucet. Apparently the chicken wings he ate earlier had not quite all been rinsed out from under his fingernails! Hot sauce and the vagina, not a good pairing!
Amber S says
Omg! Ba ha ha!
Kim M. says
My first time I lied to the guy and said I had had sex before! So let’s just say he was not very gentle about things!! Plus it was a guy I had been crushing on for months and after he wanted to do with me except when he needed a booty call!! Needless to say only say him the onetime!
Brianne says
Lost my V card when I was 14. I was young but we are still together! We will celebrate our 18 year anniversary in July!
Becky B. says
Sorry, nothing embarrassing. Lost mine too young and it was not a good experience.
Molly F. says
I actually lost my virginity really young. It was on my 14th birthday and it wasn’t painful for me. The previous year I was in the hospitable for appendicitis and the doctors in the ER thought that I could be pregnant. They didn’t believe me when I said that I didn’t even have a BF or that I hadn’t even gotten to second base at the time. That was painful, so I can imagine having your hymen broken for the first time during sex would be super painful.
Nichole says
No embarrassing stories… I was too young, but mistakes of the past have lead me to a beautiful future!
donna reynolds says
Nothing embarrassing just really young and dumb thanks for the giveaway
Karina says
Nothing special or upsetting. Which is sad to think about it that way.
Veronica De Luna says
My husband caught a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the parking lot in their car when we came out of the mall. Surprised the hell out of them and they tried to cover it up and act like nothing was going on. I’m just thankful my sons were in school and my daughter is just a baby! Can’t imagine having to explain to my 6 year old what they were doing! :/
Melissa says
Well my BFF totally busted me out when she walked through the room my boyfriend and I had just finished having sex in, by calling out for everyone to hear “boy this room smells like sex.” I don’t think I’ve ever blushed so much.
Dannielle says
Thanks for all your hard work, you rock!!!!!
Andrea C says
Me and my boyfriend had just started dating and could not keep are hands off of each other, so one night we decide to take a drive. We end up in the country and ended up having sex in his truck we it was all said and done when we got ready to leave his truck would not start. He has to walk into town because our cell phones didn’t wouldn’t work and find a tow truck. To see the look on the guys face when they got back was so embarrassing he laugh and said you guys are not the first couple that this has happen to.
T Hammond says
Most embarrassing was my ex-boyfriend and I making out in the car, and a cop pulls up behind us… I’m trying to get my clothes straightened out and the BF gets out of the car to talk to the cop, dressed in jeans and sneakers. Luckily he was able to convince the cop that I had stormed out of the house during a fight, and he threw on jeans (ooops, forgot my shirt), and came to look for me. The cop came up to my window to make sure I was okay, he must have seen the BF’s shirt on the seat beside me (at this time, I hadn’t realized the story he gave the cop). Cop just told us to move along, but I’ll never forget the smirk on his face. LOL
sarah rosario says
I wish it was more to say, shouldve waited first time sucked
Glendalys says
I lost my virginity when I was 21 in a hotel and no it was not all that
Sharon says
My boyfriend and I were young, maybe 19 and decided it would be a good idea to have sex in the lazy river at a local amusement park. It was near closing time so no one was around or so we thought! We didn’t know that there were security camera’s all over the place, when we were leaving, we were met at the exit by a security guard and told us we were banned from the water park for the remainder of the season! I was MORTIFIED!!! 🙂
Amber S says
Ha ha!!
Alexandra A says
Lol, I don`t have any embarrassing story. I can just say my first time was “what all the fuss was about”. Well until my current boyfriend actuall showed me ” what all the fuss was about”. 😉
Nicole A. says
My most embarrassing is probably when my sister heard me & my husband one night & then told us about it the next day. So boring, I know! Sorry. LOL
Angela Pratt says
When my husband and I were dating and living with his parents (we were 18 & 19 then), he gave me a massage before bed and used the rest of the lotion in the bathroom. The next day when I came home, there was a bottle of lotion (LARGE size), a box of condoms and a tube of KY. (so embarrassed!)
liezel says
Getting walked in on is embarrassing enough.
Laura Sullenger says
I’m lame, I have no cool stories. 🙁
Kirsty says
I’m sorry.. defo not sharing that kind of story! Naughty Tara 😉
Carole says
No stories to really tell about me! LOL
When I was in college and home for a weekend and after a night out (parents rule check in when you get home) I tried to walk in on my parents but they had the door locked and I kept knocking and trying to open the door. I was a little intoxicated at the time and finally my mom said we know your home–go to bed. Finally reached my brain what was happening and started giggling.
Dawn Bush says
As a teen, was parked with my boyfriend (now hubs) at a park. We were getting busy in his car and full nudity was involved…cops decided it was the right time of night to clear the park! Shined MASSIVE spotlight into car and …well we had to drive out of there QUICKLY, but within the speed limit, NAKED!! Gahhhh!!
Sara says
Nothing really embarrasing.. lost mine on prom night to my then boyfriend.
Kim says
My embarrassing story isn’t actually during the act. When my daughter was around ten years old she came in to our room and noticed the round hook in the ceiling ( for the sex swing). She kept asking me what the hook was for but I would not tell her. All of a sudden she blurts out, “I know what it’s for. It’s for a swing”. I know my heart dropped to my feet and blushed from head to toe. My only thought was when did she see us using it! I think I said, “What?” She was like , “Yeah you know those egg shaped swings you see on people’s front porch”. I laughed and said “Yes you are right.” I know my face stayed red for a while…..LOL
Mstevens says
Nothing too exciting just kids walking in or trying to walk in our bedroom, but thankfully the door was locked. However, the next day at lunch with hubs parents the child proceeded to tell his grandparents that his daddy locked the door and wouldn’t let him in the bedroom in the night for a long time.
Bobbye Booth says
I got caught naked with my boyfriend in his truck while we were trespassing on someone’s forrest land 😉
Stacy White says
Oh Dear Lord!! I couldn’t think of anything right off, so I look at my hubz and say “Honey, do you have a funny or embarrassing sex story?” His answer: Did I ever tell you about the time ____ and I did it in the same car with another couple? “Ummm, no!” “Well, we did, and the guy couldn’t…perform! Pretty embarrassing for him, I’d say!” So, I’m all….honey, maybe he just couldn’t….perform, because you were performing enough for both of y’all?
For the record, I was not part of that…
Lisa Petty says
What a fantabulous giveaway you have going on. I have been wanting to read these books and I’m glad to enter. Have a great sparkly day.
Beth Wharton says
Virginity losing story not very funny- he was a creep and I should have waited for a better guy! Beth
Tammie says
Same here. Men or should I say boys are such jerks.
tami says
i am with Beth on this one and embarrassing moment hmmmm at a bar i used to work at in the walk in cooler that is all i am saying!!! lol
Patty P. says
Really nothing to say, can’t say anything when you’ve not lost it.
Irene Rosa says
I was 14 when I lost my virginity. I worked part time at a rec center as a summer camp counselor. My parents where not home, my older brother and his younger girlfriend were watching my sister and I. Any how my boyfriend followed me home from work. I asked my brother if I could go to this playground he said yes. So my boyfriend and I went to this playground. We were up in the woods which had stairs leading from the college down to the part of the city where this school park was at. So we were necking in the woods LOL!! one thing led to another and we actually had sex there in the woods. OMG I can’t believe I just said that. It was um something I will never forget. I got home cleaned up and called a friend of mine. I did that because we were close and she said she wanted to be the first to know. And she was LOL!
Holly Craft says
I was 17 and I don’t remember much about it at all lol
jennifer jones says
The most horrified is when me and my ex were having sex and my uncle walked in I was so embaressed I couldnt look him in the eye for awhile after that one.
Stacy Bleach says
No embarrassing story to tell but love the giveaway!
Danielle says
This is my story but my best friends ( for real I’m not just saying that ) lol!!! Anyways…. Her & her boyfriend tried using Vicks for lube for analog sex. Needless to say it didn’t go to well lmao 🙂
JennS says
Are you crazy letting Tara pick the question? 🙂 Lost it on the ground behind the restroom while on a camping trip with my family.
Julie Cole says
I was 17 when I lost my virginity, my boyfriends was 21. He was caring, gentle and all. But when we were done I said “is that all?” He said “yes, didn’t you like it?” I said ” I guess, it just wasn’t what I thought it would be like.” The next day I told my best friend and she laughed and I laughed. We broke up a year later.
Amber S says
Is that all?! Ha ha ha!
Mick Murphy says
I waited until I was 18, and then lost it to someone who didn’t even know and who I never saw again.
Thanks for the giveaway!
Jenn McElroy says
Sorry, no embarrassing stories! I don’t regret my first time – HS boyfriend, together for several years. Typical first time non-excitement, really ;-). Thanks for the giveaway!
Annie says
One summer my husband and I heard our neighbors going at it (windows opened). The next time I ran into them I couldn’t get over the visuals in my mind. The guy is shorter than the girl and she has almost 80 pounds on him. Just trying not to picture what and how he was doing to her for those sounds to come out….
Jessica Stewart says
First time was nothing spectacular…I was young, he was young & nether of us knew what we were doing.
Embarrassing…..did you know that KY Intense can cause an allergic reaction that makes it seem like smoke should be billowing out of your V? Gives a whole new meaning to the saying “hot and bothered”. Worst ER trip ever!
Amber S says
Campground showers aren’t soundproof. Keep this in mind while camping with family when you and your boyfriend (now hubby) sneak away. Oops. It was only my man’s brother-in-law that caught is, but he didn’t keep the story to himself. Lol
Amber S says
I have another that’s better! Lol. Imagine: backseat of a brand-new Cadillac (rented for the wedding party for a wedding my bf was in). We were in the parking lot of a hotel with a club connected. We noticed that we were fogging up the windows, so we decided to crack open the door. Car alarm sounded and scared the crap out of us!!! Luckily, we didn’t get noticed. That we know of. 🙂
Skye K. says
Sadly have no stories. Still got my v-card too *sighs* I finally had my first date though. He hasnt contacted me since though. So assume he thought he was going to get more then he had a chance for on the first date.
Debra Diaz says
Nothing too excited, unfortunately…..sad but true
Angela R says
Two days before Thanksgiving and no one is home. My boyfriend and I went wild and started going to town on my mom’s dining room table (Yay…table sex!). Anyway, my bro walks in the door and needless to say, things come to a screeching halt! Fast forward two days: My brother has not only told his gf, but my other brother and his gf about my bf and I doing it on the dining room table. Both of my brothers were like, “I don’t want to eat on the table. It’s dirty and gross.” My mom: “What are you talking about? I washed this table before putting the food down.” The rest of the dinner I had to sit through my brothers making dirty jabs about my dirty table sex and succeeded in pissing my mom off because knew something was going on, but didn’t know what. Sigh!
Lucy says
Not mine, but I looked after a male patient who had a heart attack during sex and his girlfriend didn’t cope well with the explanation of “what were you doing when the symptoms started”…
Amanda Brown says
I’m boring, nothing embarrassing other than maybe being to loud in a hotel.
Jas says
Nothing to say on that matter 🙂
It’s different if you have parent who had told you how life works and had made you study in an all-girls Catholic School since forever. 🙂
Hazel says
So “my friend” ( <– cuz this certainly ins't about ME!) decided it would be pretty awesome to tempt her boyfriend into having sex out by the beach… and its this really nice small beach thats soon going to be waterfront property for a housing development but its night time and secluded and no one is around so "she's" all like "honey, lets be adventurous" and of course, he's about to get lucky so he's all for it. So "my friend" takes her clothes off and so does the boyfriend and he's gonna be all romantic and lay out a blanket and have the truck radio playing with sweet tunes in the background.. the moon is shining and the deed is about to get done,, its perfect right? Sooooo "my friend" is naked under the pale moon light, with her hind parts in the air and my… I mean HER… boyfriend's parts are swinging in the wind and the music is playing and the waves are crashing and they are JUST about to that point when…. "ahem… excuse me Sir, ma'am. This is private property, you need to vacate immediately." BUSTED. Im sure "my friend" never moved so quick in her life and of course the security guard couldn't resist giving the boyfriend a high five before letting them off with a warning… Moral of the story? Men will be men and beach sex sounds great in theory but not so much in reality. The end… 😉
Sharon Chalk says
ok Tara for really embarrasing,I had this guy I worked with and I had discovered sex about 3 months before and it was my 17th birthday and we had a little party at work,so after work he offered to give me a ride home and I knew what was going to happen but I wanted to so I said yes. Well his mother who was supposed to be out of town had come back early ,but we by that time just had to do it so we went to the park across the street from his park and got behind some bushes and as I had pants on,I had to take them off and sometime during he took my shirt off,don’t remember when,right when things were about to explode a very bright flashlight hit us.It was 2 cops and talk about embarrasing,they kept the flashlight on me the whole time I got dressed but they told us not to do it again and let us go because they said the show had been so good.Believe it or not the same guy 2 weeks later got a new car and it had front seats that laid all the way down,which was new at the time,and I was at a party with some friends so he comes over there and says come see my new car,it was parked on the street and it was cool,he was showing me how the seat laid back and things got started and I was like we can’t do this everybody walking by the car will see us and he said no the windows are all fogged up which they were,unfortunetly for us they weren’t fogged enough and about the time we got started with the heavy action a light shined in the window and there was a knock,my boyfriend yelled go away and this voice said this is the police.pull your pants up and open the door–talk about bad luck IT WAS THE SAME COP!!!!!!He was really cool after he was done laughing his ass off but he said that the third time would not be lucky so he better hadn’t catch us again and we were like so sir thank you sir and I got out of the car to go back to the party and my boyfriend left and then unbelievably ,the cop gave me a piece of paper and said that next time I couldn’t wait till I got home to call him and winked and left.He was young and cute but I never got up the courage to call him lol I have never had sex in a public,I mean ya know really public place since cause I figure it will be my third time and I would probably be arrested lol
Jenny Dauksa Schaber says
I was a late bloomer – as it was, I should have waited longer. I don’t really remember the actual event as far as feelings go. My boyfriend drove me back to my college dorm Easter weekend. I can honestly say that the most memorable part of the entire event was the life size Billy Idol poster hanging on my ceiling. We were actually discussing the loss of virginity at a party this past week. The look on my baby brother’s face was priceless when I stated that I lost my virginity looking in the faces of two men. (My brother’s in his mid thirties and is probably scarred for life now.)
Jenn says
I had been seeing this guy – he was super hot and we got along great – until naughty time! It was like he playing the worst game of twister you could imagine. He was all over the place and it was nothing but awkward and I think he knew it too. After that we didn’t hang out anymore and when I saw him in a grocery store a year or so later he turned and walked the other way.
Lacey T says
Lost my virginity in the backseat of a car when I was 17. Nothing embarrassing happened though, thank god!
Wendy S says
I will take a pass on answering this question. Let’s just say it wasn’t by choice and leave it at that.
Sabrina D says
Stopped an elevator, had sex and could not get it to start again after so we had to pry the doors open and jump out to one of the 2 floors it was stopped between! It is funny now! Thanks for the giveaway!
Cismaru Camelia says
Nothing exciting to say! I lost my virginity on my wedding night, with my actual husband! (we have 25 years of marriage) 🙂
Joann says
So my v-card story is very cliche… I was in the back seat of my 18 year-old boyfriend’s car, in a parking lot, at night, no room to do much, and it didn’t last very long : / But what happened after took years to correct. It kind of went something like this…
BF: Babe, did you finish?(yes he called me babe… That should have been my first clue)
Me: Finish? (I was barely 15 and not to up on the lingo)
BF: Yeah, finish.
Me: I’m not sure. (clearly I didn’t “finish”)
BF: I mean, babe, you gotta at least pretend if you don’t. I mean you love me right?
Me: Of, course I love you! (I went on to stroke his ego about how much I loved him so I’ll spare you the details)
BF: Ok so, if you love me, next time don’t make me feel so bad (At 15, to me, that meant “fake it”… So I did for a year!)
Oh god… Just thinking about it now makes me laugh! Anyway, when I finally learned what “finish” really meant… let’s just say there was no turning back! 🙂 Happy Ending!
TG says
Lost my virginity in the mall parking lot in my now husband’s bestdriends van with his friends on the other side of the parking lot dancing to music….but that is not the embarrassing story!! About a year later, we were getting busy in an abandoned parking lot in my moms car down the road from his house and a cop came up behind us lights flashing…I was only 16 so he called my mom, my mom brought my brother so that he could drive the car back, when they got there, they opened the doors laughing their asses off only then did I realize that my shirt was on backwards..we have still never lived that one down!!!!
Cathy says
Am not going to go into losing my virginity story, as it’s a sad one. But I loved reading y’all’s stories!!! Freaking Hilarious!!! 😀
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Ana;
1.) I hope your Son had a Happy 8th Birthday!!
2.) I know you’re REAL Busy and ALL, but ya NEED to take a deep breath and find a few minutes for YOU!
Hmmm… Well, Tara, Ya pose a Good Question…
* Embarrassing story would be: STARTIN’ to make out in the back seat of a car, We were kissin’ pretty hot and heavy, steamin’ those windows up pretty good, clothes start flyin’ this a way and that a way, and.. there’s a tap… what the heck?? then…another… tap… what is that sound? Well…. I’m gettin’ a little unnerved here now… and my boyfriend is too, and we start to see a light movin’ around the car…… we hear some footsteps…. some branches crackin’, we just huddle together thinkin’ the worst is goin’ to happen………………
Here it’s………
It’s………………
2 Police Officers, OMGosh… they’ve been watchin’ Us for awhile….. Ewwww!!!! 1 Veteran and 1 Rookie, Laughin’ their Butts Off…. Not Cool at All!!!!! I was”90 SHADES OF RED”!! They wrote us both up a Warning Ticket {when we were able to calm down and go and get a bite to eat later on, the Tickets weren’t signed… which made them bogus). NOTE: I didn’t mess around in a car, ever again!!
Thank Ya for the Chance to “Win” in the Giveaway,
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Ana's Attic says
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Erin says
Under my parents pool deck with my best friends ex bf..
Angela Love says
When Hubby and I started dating he was living with his dad and I was at my mothers so we had to find interesting places to have fun….. so we were at a baseball field in a dug out it was a first for me….. but I think the most exciting was a picnic bench in a park after the park was closed and almost getting caught by the police….. those were the days!!!
Shanean R says
It just was an all around not so memorable moment. I was too young and he was older. I just remember thinking “God was that it, no it can’t be that wasn’t even fun and diffidently not spectacular”. At least thing got much better as I got older.
Cassandra E says
Nope, never, not in this lifetime… maybe if you got me drunk 😉
Abbie Y says
Nothing embarrassing. I live a very normal and boring life, and that’s why I read.
Lacey G. says
Don’t have one, sorry!!
MichelleH says
Congrats on the 1 year….Love your blog!
Gloria Landavazo says
UGH once I walked in on my much older Aunt and her husband in the bathroom at a party (there was a lot of drinking) but the worst part was the next day there was a butt print on the mirror and I don’t think it was hers. I couldn’t help wondering how the hell that got there EEEEWWWW!!!
Kim says
I was completely embarrassed when my college roommate lost her virginity to a guy she barely knew while I was also in our room. It was worse when she had no idea that withdrawal was not an effective means of birth control!!
Kirsten says
Had sex with a guy cause I thought he’d be there and gone. WRONG!! The next day he confessed he had a wife & kids back where he lived and I lost my mind telling this guy off. I was so pissed off that he would do such a thing to his family, and then think about leaving them over getting laid. What an ass!!
Raquel Perez says
Had sex with a guy and gotta say it was the worst I’d ever had. I so faked it to the point I couldn’t tell if he was even there… ugh…
Amber says
Im still a virgin. 🙁
Misty Trevino says
Got busted getting hot and heavy, or “getting ready,” in my boyfriend’s car in the parking lot of our football stadium. We were busted by the school security. I tried to non-chalantly button my blouse back up, but who was I kidding! I even pretended I was asleep! Seriously, I wasn’t the brightest teenager! Much more sophisticated now! lol
Misty Trevino says
Got busted getting hot and heavy, or “getting ready,” in my boyfriend’s car in the parking lot of our football stadium. We were busted by the school security. I tried to non-chalantly button my blouse back up, but who was I kidding! I even pretended I was asleep! Seriously, I wasn’t the brightest teenager! Much more sophisticated now! Plus, too damn old to try in a car! lmao
Dana says
I lost my virginity at my best friends house the summer after my senior year in her parents bedroom after she puked all over the place and I was stuck cleaning up the mess -> CLASSY!!
Karen Morrison says
Love your blog – thanks for a chance at the awesome giveaway 🙂
Amy Malek Concepcion says
Nothing exciting about the v card. Have done it a couple times in the movies though.
Arely Z. says
I would… except I’m a virgin. PLOT TWIST!
Jenny says
Ok, so, losing my virginity was not as embarrassing for me as it was for him……all I’m gonna say is that I actually said “Is it in? I can’t feel anything…” True story. Bad choice for my first time I guess!!!
Helen R says
Maybe after five cosmos……maybe
Jessica says
ugh, there were LOTS of vanilla scented candles… I HATE vanilla scented candles to this day!
Meghan Mack says
Let’s just say REALLY religious aunt and uncle across the hall and a very squeaky bed!
Nikole says
my first was my first everything over 3 years. First kiss year one, first “fooling around” 2nd year, and year 3 lost it.
After I lost it, you would think I wanted to be his girl and be all in love right? NOPE- I never contacted him. I lost it and ditched………. 🙂
Tiffany says
the first time having sex with one guy i got so drunk that he had to help me out of the car. i then told him that it was going to be the worst lay of his life and that i was going to lay there like a dead fish.
June M. says
Nothing to brag about. I was too young, and he did not know what he was doing. Oh, but it did happen when I was spending the night at an older friend (who I babysat for)’s house. And her husband did see 🙂
Carolyn says
passing gas while having oral sex
Amy Pollard Woolard says
The most embarrassing would have to be when the battery in my now husbands truck died, while parking up an old farm path, at 3am & having just enough juice in the battery left to use the CB radio to call out (this was before cell phones). Luckily, a buddy of his happened to be close by & heard him call out so he came & jumped the battery. Haha, the good ole’ days!!
Natasha says
No embarrassing stories.
Thanks for the chance to win!
Ashley P says
Most embarrassing..getting walked in on.I know not so original but that’s all I got!
Tanya Childress says
getting busted while going parking ;0)
bramdi stetson says
Getting walked in on or overheard is as bad as itsbeen for me!
Tina V. says
Being walked in on by my brother-in-law
Nicki says
I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend, let’s just say I didn’t know a 400 lb woman could move like that
jenna says
I dont have an exciting story.. after reading all these books tho i wish i did
Leah Smith says
Thank you for the chance to win such amazing prizes!! So excited! =D
Leah Smith says
Also, I’ve had a pretty boring sex life. All of my excitement comes from books! Lol they keep me sane! I wish I had something better to give you!
Tess Halim says
Happy 8th birthday to your son! 🙂
I have a story to share, but it’s not mine, I SWEAR!!! A friend, told a friend, that she lied to her boyfriend that she had a female ejaculation (lots of it!)… when in actual fact, she got too excited and she badly needed the toilet… so she peed while doing it!!! Lol!
Kimberly Wiley says
Super excited about this can’t wait I love giveaways especially for this book woo hoo
Anna Granberg says
I don’t have any embarrassing story, or well… my ex boyfriend was so nonchalant during sex: watched football on television, talking with his friends on mobilephone and so on and he was pretty sustained when it came to sex. After 3 hrs of sex and I was sooo close to make him come, his mobilephone rang and he answered it! I was exhausted so the devil got into me and I got some extra power and he came…BIG! LOL , I’m wondering what his friend on the phone thought, my ex had said he was doing “nothing special”.
Jess says
No embarrassing sex stories, but I waited until I was 19 to lose my virginity, and my one regret was that I didn’t do it sooner. I put too much pressure on myself.
Karen D. says
No big story here! High school boyfriend’s bedroom!
Veronica says
This actually happened to my friend. She was at a family party and got it on in an outdoor washroom. Apparently everyone heard everything. Awkward! lol
Kentucky says
I don’t recall when.. #wink wink
Emilia says
Yay! Thank you! And congrats to all of the winners! Sent my info! 🙂
Thanks
Emilia