Hey guys! It’s time for another GNO! So grab your drinks, and let’s chat.
This week has been crazy…Jasinda Wilder’s Falling Into You is definitely my book of the week and Colton is my book boyfriend. But I’ve read so many great books this week! On the Plus Side by Tabatha Vargo and Connected by Kim Karr were both AMAZEBALLS. Next week is nuts. I have 4 ARCS: Own The Wind by Kristen Ashley, Music of the Heart by Katie Ashley, and Walking Disaster by Jamie McGuire, and Flat Out Matt by Jessica Park. I don’t know which to read first!
Next weekend I will be out of town with family (who I don’t share my blog with) so there will be no GNO, but for the weekend after, give me ideas! I have a few, but I’d love to hear yours.
It’s time for some totally random confessions this week. These can be about anything….really, you don’t have to use your real name if you don’t want!
Here are a few of mine to get you started:
- I sing in the car. If it’s a really good song, and I don’t want to look like a total asshole, I pick up my phone and pretend I’m talking on it, but really, I’m singing on the top of my lungs. If it’s a song like “Paradise By The Dashboard Light”, I couldn’t care less who sees me.
- I read during almost-sex (foreplay). My husband doesn’t care, as long as he’s gonna get some. But it has to be a hot scene. Porn does nothing for me, but reading does 🙂
- I’m jealous of all the bloggers that have way more likes than me 🙁 even though I’m happy for them.
- I bookmark the “good scenes” in books.
- I know I brag about my kids too much. I can’t seem to help myself, they’re just better than yours LOL.
- I fantasize about getting a massage during sex (luckily, I share that fantasy, and my husband is good at multi-tasking)
- My biggest confession? I fake it sometimes. My husband ALWAYS makes sure he pleases me first, but he wants to please me more than once, or he can’t finish. That second one? Lots of kegels and moans, or we would be at it for hours. I mean HOURS. (I’m praying he doesn’t read this)
I’m sure I’ll think of more after a few drinks, and since I’ll be spending time tonight with fellow wicked girl Shannon, things are bound to get crazy.
How about you? Who was this week’s book boyfriend for you? Do you have a random confession? If not, we can always continue last week’s hysterical discussion of terms we don’t enjoy when reading about sex.
Mary Jones says
We have a lot in common this week. Colt is my book boyfriend of the week. Re reading those mind blowing scenes have been very motivating and making my husband happy. I’m a huge highlighter of all the “good scenes”. Random confession..mmm.. Like many others 50 shades of grey changed my life in so many ways
Tessa says
I know exactly what you mean!! I got the sensory deprivation treatment after he heard me talking about that part. But instead of classical, he used “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails. Which actually turned out to be perfect.
Ana's Attic says
Uh oh, someone needs a drink. More random!
Ana's Attic says
I just admitted some embarrassing shit, now it’s your turn!
Ricki says
My confession??? I wish I was with you and Shannon!!!!
Ana's Attic says
Loser. Cmon
Ricki says
It’s lame, but I LOVE tongue-in-cheek movies like the Airplane! Series and every Mel Brooks movie (History of the World Part 1, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles)
Ricki says
One more. I have a huge thing for Adam Levine of Maroon 5.
Shannon says
We do too!!!! Too bad Ana can’t come up for Thursday 🙂
Ricki says
Yay for Thursday! We’ll be together (minus Buffy & Scandal *tears*) in June!!!!
Amelia says
My confession is I wish my sex life was as good as what we read in books…
Afraid someone I know will see this. says
I could have wrote that one too!
nicki says
second that shit
Nancy VanSpunky says
I third it!! Although someone is really good at certain things, but that doesn’t happen NEAR enough!
Sharon Chalk says
I 4th it, sometimes I think when Im in a relationship I wish I could get the guy to read one of my books,or at least a good scene before we hit the bed,Im not saying its bad,just saying that it could be so much better if I had the courage to direct the action,not like a dominatrix,but like ,here is my clitoris,this is what you need to do and this is how you need to do it for me to get the same pleasure at the end that you do,but I tried that once and he thought I was being critical,I wasn’t I was trying to be helpful so I could get the same amount of pleasure that he did doggone it!!!
Ana's Attic says
I’ve gotten much better at expressing my wishes….
Shannon says
At the bar and a girl walks in with her man, I just wanted to slap her, she looks to stuck up to be here…but it is America…but I an still dream of a bar fight, I know my hubby would find it sexy!
Ana's Attic says
The girl is a ho. I see her….I wanna kick her ass.
Dudster says
I too sing in the car and dont give a shit who hear’s me. In fact I sing out loud at the gym really bad and get all kinds of strange looks, again don’t give a shit.
I have deleted all other bloggers from my FB page, except you, Scandle and Totallybooked.
Single, don’t have a boy friend, but I do have a BOB, and he to doesn’t mind when I read while we are together, in fact he insists, make our time soooo much better.
Been making googlie eyes with this guy at the coffee shop every morning who has great arms and sexy silver hoops in both ears. Saw him this morning at the shop I get my supplements from. He said Hi, I got tongue tied. I’ll be speaking to him tonight in my head while I have a date with BOB.
This week’s book boyfriend was Jake Parker, he was Balls to the Walls amazing.
Ana's Attic says
I LOVE you!
Nancy VanSpunky says
That sounds hot! You need to wear some sexy clothes to the coffee shop. 😀
TG says
My confessions:
I totally read during foreplay and sometimes even during sex…..been together 15 years and have 4 childrn, I need some entertainment and like your husband, he doesn’t care as long as he is getting his!
I sometimes….well often fantasize about hot guys I know….and some fictional when I’m not reading during sex!!
I sometimes get myself off, even when my husband is available in the next room!!!
I sometimes get mad when my husband or kids interrupt my reading during a good part!
Afraid someone I know will see says
I totally could have wrote that, except I have been married longer and have only 3 kids
TG says
Well I am 30 and he was my first….high school sweethearts and all…..sometimes I wish maybe we had a little more variety when it came to experience, but hey with my new found addiction I am teaching us both a thing or two or three or hell we are learning alot!!!!
Nancy VanSpunky says
Hey! I’m in my 40s and have had 8 kids. They can really seriously cramp your sex life. Like when someone is way too tired. Then wait until they go to work and go hide in the bathroom…
Tessa says
TG, nothing wrong with that. I’ve gotten myself off before when the man’s been in his recliner and I’m on the couch. Sometimes you just feel the urge!
Ana's Attic says
My guy would wake up and do it for me. I’m too lazy anyway.
nicki says
fucking high five, i could have wrote all those except we’ve been together 8 and only have 2 kids.
Afraid someone I know will see this says
I have way too many book boyfriends!
Ana's Attic says
Whore.
Ana's Attic says
🙂
Afraid someone I know will see this. says
I know, right!
Suzy says
Me too!!! I can’t even remember all of their names!!!
Maxima says
I’m with you, on too many books lovers! If they are giving mind blowing orgasms they are mine! Lol
Suzy says
Faking it…yeah, I can’t get away with that! Not that I would need to. Several people, Ana included, blogged about my guilty pleasure.
But…my hubby is a firefighter, so he’s not always home. Or he’s tired from running calls all night the night before. There are some books that just need reenact ing…even if it is with BOB or BZZZ!! Lol
Ana's Attic says
FYI:Suzy Squirts!
Suzy says
Every time!!
Ana's Attic says
Wow. That’s a messy hobby.
Suzy says
Makes my hubby happy…feels good…we have lots of sheets! Lol
Afraid someone I know will see this. says
BZZZ so totally laughing out loud! It is like a big secret at my house, I can’t admit how many times it is used to my husband. Even better went to “toy store” with two of my life long girl friends (secretly…..shhh) to convince one of them to start using one ( she never had before)my is there ever a variety to choose from!
Ana's Attic says
I love your name! LMAO!
Shannon says
Don’t know if I should say this confession, I have been with my husband for 24 in May and we will have been married for 15 on May 16th, we had a short split up in 1996 and I sometimes wonder about the other guy I was seeing during that time and how he has been doing…I don’t wish for someone other than my hubby my head just sometimes wanders.
Suzy says
I think that’s natural. Some times our minds want to double check what our hearts once thought.
Afraid someone I know will see this. says
Please don’t worry so totally natural to have those thoughts. I totally decorate my new single pad in my mind and wonder which of my guy friends who got away or which one of my book boyfriends will come by. Is that wrong?
Ana's Attic says
Random: I need to unbutton my jeans right now to drink more.
Tessa says
I hate when that happens. I’m in my alcohol friendly sweatpants.
nicki says
i have minnie mouse jammie pants my mom got me for christmas 15 years ago 🙂
Ana's Attic says
I’m out with fellow wicked girl, Shannon, I have to keep my pants on.
Tessa says
My book boyfriend is Gavin Blake from Collide. The rest of you can have Colton! 😛
My confessions…I’m on my first beer so these will, sadly, be lame.
1.) I listen to dirty books on my iPod at work. Sometimes I have to take a fresh air break just to cool off. But damn if it doesn’t make the days go by faster.
2.) My two middle toes are longer than my big toe on my left foot due to an injury in high school.
3.) I’m addicted to Literotica.com
nicki says
OMG!! I read collide this week and *swoon* gavin, but seriously? HWY THE FUCK DO AUTHOR END SHIT LIKE THAT?! at least wrap it up a tiny bit before you end that shit. it makes me breathe easier waiting for the next. think of your readers guys!! another reason I love KA
Tessa says
Oh my gosh, I know!!! I was so freaking pissed at Emily, the author, Dillon… everyone, but Gavin, of course! That’s why I love KA, too. I understand cliffhangers, but they don’t all have to be so damn heartbreaking!
nicki says
since I started reading sexy books last year (begining with 50) hasn’t been this good since we first started dating. And I rarely orgasm during penatrative sex, but I always fake it. Thank goodness my hubby has great tongue and fingers. and I’ve recently discovered a nipplegasm. Fuck i didn’t think that shit was possible.
My kids fucking rule
I hate rap
I sing nursery rhymes with my kids everywhere we go. bank, grocery store, where-ever. if you think I’m wierd, you’re wierd for thinking signing with my kids is wierd (this is directed at those people giving my wierd looks at the grocery store)
Tessa says
I rarely have inner orgasms. 90% of the time it’s my clit. A nipplegasm?! That’s awesome.
And people who think nursery rhymes with children are weird are the weird ones.
nicki says
seriously?! I thought it was rummor till one day hubby spent some extra time there, and I was like holy shit, so he kept going and BAM! I ask the girls on scandals coffee date, and several of them had experienced it too. totally nuts!
Tessa says
Ever used clamps? I was scared to try them but they definitely increase sensitivity. I could see that giving me a nipplegasm if enough attention was given.
Ana's Attic says
I think the singing is awesome. I have never had an inner, but I agree…my husband also never has a problem with tongue, fingers or toys. My nipples do nothing for me. My neck will get me going more than my nipples.
Ana's Attic says
My nipples get into it like one day a month, only when I am close to the big O
Nancy VanSpunky says
I’m right there with you, Ana! On the nipple thing. Maybe pinch them at the height of something and I might think about it doing something for me…
Ana's Attic says
My boobs aren’t big 🙁
Natasha says
Confessions! Yay! I feel like I am at a slightly kinky slumber party. Let’s see…
1. My husband thinks we don’t have enough sex
2. Said husband always makes sure I orgasm before and during sex. Always.
3. I sing everywhere. Car, shower , kitchen, it doesn’t matter.
Ana's Attic says
Mine says its not enough too. More than 24 hours between fucks is too much time. And we have been together for 26 years.
Nancy VanSpunky says
Wow! I’m lucky if I get it 3x a month. I have WAY more libido than he does. I’m like come on, now! 😛 signed sexually frustrated in Gator country.
Ana's Attic says
Oh no nancy! Have you visited my Red Room of Pain?
Sharing is Caring says
I need more sex, but when we so he always makes sure I am satisfied!! I sing everywhere as well, shower, car, work, restaurant my hubby gets upset when I sing at the table lol
Natasha says
After breast feeding 3 kids my nipples are just for decoration.
Sadie says
Hmmm….. Random Confessions – I LOVE THIS!
When my husband gets real authoritative and is an asshole to other people, it makes me want him even more. Sounds a little sick? Yes, but he’s sooo hot.
My young kids watched a movie where instead of cursing the characters say things like “what the cuss” “are you cussing me” and “this is a real cluster cuss”. So, of course my kids adopted this… now the confession. We tell are kids they can only talk like that at home. LOL Not to do it at school or in public. LOL Okay, so maybe we are bad parents – occasionally.
Ana's Attic says
Since my favorite word is Fuck, I can’t say anything….as long as my kids only do it at home. When my little one curses it makes me giggle…I try to hide it but he knows I’m laughing.
I think it’s hot when my husband is like that too.
Ana's Attic says
Mmmm, the kinkier the better for me.
Tessa says
I hate feet. Other people’s feet.
Jennifer says
I can no longer watch a live band with a hot lead singer or guitar player and not have a mini orgasm in my pants! I grin like a little girl! Currently doing it now… In a bar! Oh hell yes!
Ana's Attic says
My son is a lead singer and guitar player. That’s weird. And he plays in bars. (He’s 15, don’t perv on him). Here’s a confession: my husband is currently touching me…there…as I type this! Hahaha!
Jennifer says
I’ve seen your son…. I promise I won’t perv on a 15 year old! Now put One Direction in front of me and I’ll be soaked!! Glad you got some touchy touchy finger action! I had to wait till this morning! I passed out last night! Thanks for the drinks and good laughs!
Spring says
Well since it’s confession and my first time participating…I’m about to a 33 yr old virgin (bday in April) and I just want some to fuck with. I never dated in college because I was so busy trying to get into graduate school and then graduate school happened and meh I’m here single and a virgin. I’ve attended a few single events, etc but no one of interest catches my eye (or more like no one is interested) and most of my friends are married. I suppose the plus side is my parents think I was whoring it up when I lived abroad. LOL!
Oh it’s easy to be jealous of bloggers with more likes. I want more interaction among those who follow me, but I just don’t know how to go about it. I think I’m just floating around and eventually someone will start a convo.
Also…I was part of a multi-member blog and I hate them now! Mostly the way I was treated when I left and I wish I could spill all the secrets. You know them making shady deals with certain authors not to give some blogs interviews, etc. That’s why I refuse to read certain authors. How they say they hate piracy yet share a box account and upload ebooks in different formats to share with each other or with friends (despite the fact the license of an ebook is only for one user on that device they bought it for). Oh and they run a ton of giveaways for ebooks but don’t pay for them. It’s all ebooks they strip the DRM from.
Ana's Attic says
First of all, I think there is a guy out there for everyone, but you have to be “out there” or even online to find them. You will.
I am so sad and disgusted to hear about that blog. Well that just convinced me to keep mine a 1 person thing. I don’t even know what drm means, but it sounds like stealing, that’s for sure. Why would they do that? Authors will donate if you ask nice, and if they don’t, don’t do a giveaway!
K.M. Golland says
OMG. Lovin this GNO sesh. I’m in Aus and seriously need to get the whole time difference thing sorted out. It’s 10pm on Sun night here, and I have a feeling you may all be passed out drunk by now, or completely sated with your touchy feely husbands or BOBs.
Confessions:-Ok, here goes.
I sing everywhere, I sometimes record myself on my iPhone and send to my friends because I rock.
I love the minions from Despicable Me, they are the fucking funniest things EVER!
I’m an Erotic Author and have sex with my hubby numerous times daily, for research…and other things.
My book boyfriend is my leading male character Bryce, because he does and says what I want him too.
My husband and I have a sticker reward chart on our bed!! Yes, why should kids only get them. I perform good things too and deserve stickers 🙂
Love the word FUCK, hate the word FOLDS…And my 6 year old accused me of having SEX the other day when I kissed his Dad…I nearly died in the arse. He’s six and needs to go back to watching the Wiggles and talking to his stuffed toys before I freak out and kill somebody.
Ana's Attic says
I want a chart! My 7 year old asked me what sperm was this morning. Yay.
Sharon Chalk says
a little off the subject but in the beginning you mentioned reading “on the plus size” by Tabatha Vargo and I saw it on somebody’s blog,thought it was yours,but it might not have been and Ive been a solid size 18/20 just like the heroine since I was a teenager and Im 50. I made the mistake of starting the book at 2am because I thought it was a short book,I dd not realize it was a full length book,but it was so good that even tho I needed sleep so bad,I stayed up till 10am this morning because there was just no part I could find to bookmark it and finish it today,so as a result Ive had no sleep for 2 days.But this book was worth it,I hope that TABATHA VARGO reads thru your comments because I want to let her know that I loved that book and will probably a year or so down the road reread it,for anyone else reading this,you should check this book out after all ana recommended it and as I resemble the charector except Im not secretly rich I can tell you the emotions our heroine feels about her body and turning the lights off and not looking in the mirror I could totally relate to I actually feel better about myself and my body today after reading On the Plus Size–I give it both thumbs up and 10 gold stars!!
Ana's Attic says
That was me. Great book, right? I reviewed it on both blogs.
Bubbie says
Time to face the music armed with this great inmoafrtion.