It’s Wicked Girls Book Night Out! My book boyfriend for the week is Colton Calloway from Falling Into You by Jasinda Wilder. Hot, sexy, big, muscular, tattooed musician alert!
Tonight’s GNO is all about those words that we love to hate. I have a couple of words that just gross me out during sex scenes. What about you?
One word, that to me means it’s a really dirty is cum (use come, please!). Spurting, spunk, they’re all eew to me. An author once described the thick, salty, viscous liquid. I gagged a bit. How about for a guy’s anatomy? While this one doesn’t bother me, how often do we hear “velvet over steel”? What about “throbbing member” or “turgid manhood”?
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For a woman, “moist folds” is very common. That’s not bad, and I have to say, this is one of the few times I can deal with the word moist. What about comparing a vagina to a flower? We read a lot of, petals, and flower expressions…with dew, too! How about the “nub” and “pearl”. What about cunt? Can you deal with that? Usually I don’t like it, but lately, it depends on the guy who says it and how it’s used. Could be HOT. What about Vagina? I can’t help it. I giggle. Boobs have the same problems. Mounds of flesh?
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I’m not a writer, and this is one of the reasons. It’s gotta be hard to think of unique, sexy ways to say these things. I like the words Eden Summers used in Concealed Desire “Baloney Pony” and “Thrill Drill”. But really the thing is, if word choice takes you out of the scene enough to notice the word choice, then that’s where the problem lies.
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So tell me, what words can’t you stand? Who writes so good you never noticed word choice? (Olivia Cunning, Cherise Sinclair, Kristen Ashley). Do you have fun words to replace them. C’mon, it’s Saturday night, and I’m drunk. Talk to me!
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Next week’s topic: Random Confessions
Coming up….
- How your family feels about your reading
- Hottest Sex Scenes
- How books have changed your sex life
Tessa says
Love it! I’m so totally meeting Colton Calloway tomorrow. I just can’t resist him any longer.
I absolutely loathe the term member, and moist folds makes me cringe everytime. “He slid his thick member into my moist folds…” there’s a sentence to make me lose any sort of heat in the moment! I read ‘love button’ for clit once. That made me laugh out loud…which is NOT what I want to do while reading steamy sexy scenes-unless it’s a Seduction & Snacks by Tara Sivecesque book, of course. I don’t mind cunt in certain context. Not a fan of penis. Seems too clinical for me. Pussy doesn’t bother me. Heat works, well. Not really into calling the vagina “her sex.”
I never notice any of the words KA uses, so I’m assuming they’re all ones I like 🙂
Be back after I drink some more!
Ana's Attic says
Exactly, if you don’t notice, it’s all good.
Steph from fangswandsandfairydust.com says
I once read he “bathed her in his love cream.” Feh, feh. feh! I also dislike “cunt.” but recently someone used it in a way that was pretty hot.
Ana's Attic says
Eeew! Cunt is growing on me…depending on how hot the guy saying it is. LOL
Tessa says
That reminds me of the NipTuck storyline where they used semen in moisturizer because its good for the skin. Maybe that’s what he was going for with his “love cream” 😉
nicki says
hahahaha! bathed in her love cream, that’s fucking awesome. Oh, God, I have no words.
Ricki says
I’ve noticed that KA’s favorite word seems to be dick. Tate, Brock,Raid are three of her men that say it on a regular basis.
Ana's Attic says
Some of them use count, don’t they?
Ana's Attic says
duh cunt.
Tessa says
Raid uses pussy a lot…sweet pussy to be exact. I can’t remember what the other guys said.
nicki says
i think she uses sweet pussy alot in dream man, i think motercycle man especially. correct me if i’m wrong, it’s been a while with that one
Ana's Attic says
Yes Nicki, I just re-read it. Greedy pussy too.
Lisa j says
“Nether lips.” It makes me think of Big Bang Theory, where Amy tells her dirtiest joke, which, in Medieval English, involves touching someone’s “nether yay uh ” — which is my phonetic pronunciation, and surely how that word is spelled. Anyway, it makes me snort and takes me right out of the story. Also, “love nectar.” Blech.
Ana's Attic says
Good ones! Love nectar? Oy.
Lisa j says
*NOT how that word is spelled. 😮
Nancy says
I just don’t like the word “cock.” It bothers me for some reason. Now if it is used on occasion then that’s one thing. But over and over just is blah! KA has such a great way of saying things. 🙂 as long as it is not cheesy romance novel language, then I usually don’t notice.
Ana's Attic says
What’s a better word? Dick? Penis? Manhood?
just K says
Cock or dick…..not manhood or penis…. JMO. 😉
Nancy says
This is hilarious! My hubby says call it Fred. He’s a funny guy. 😛 how about juicy member??? Bwahaha ha!
Nancy says
He’s still at it–moisture seeking meat missile, the purple helmeted pope, your Johnson, the meat whistle. What a funny guy!
Tessa says
Moisture seeking meat missile!! haha I hope he chases you around the house “The missile has locked onto the target”
Ana's Attic says
Keep going Nancy!
Nancy says
Yeah, I got so much missile last night that I need a break tonight. 😉
nicki says
I’ve got my glass of wine, relaxing after waiting 3 hours at the Boston event today! Totally worth it. I got a picture of me sniffing Tara Sivec’s boobs!! I love her! I wanted to hump her leg a little and I’m sure she would have gone for it cuz she said if my hubby paid 50 bucks he could have watched us 😉 I fucking love her so damn much. And colleen hoover, raine miller, katie ashley, r.l. mathewson, j. sterling. And I got an advanced copy of hopeless in print that she brought with her!! okay I’m done with my gush. I was so jealous of your WGW last month, I just had to share 🙂
I definately prefer come, but I can handle cum, or climax or release. once someone used jizz and I was like, isn’t that what 14 yr old boys call it, totally ruined up.
Totally agree with tessa, totally can’t do member or the old fashion penis and vagina (unless of course you are tara sivec).
For him, I usually prefer they say grab him, himself, dick, cock and hard length is good too. I agree with the velvet over steel analogy, although, that IS what is feels like.
For her, moist folds is ok. I can do core, center and usually the put either hot or wet in front.
I fucking love it when the guy talks dirty! instatly makes the scene 10 times hotter.
Now that you mention it, I have no idea what KA uses, we should do some research.
BTW, I’m not sure if you just started this, or if you’ve been doing this for a couple weeks now, but I love this!! Scandal does something similar of friday mornings and it’s so much fun!! Cheers ladies!!!
nicki says
and i think cunt and pussy are good, although i think best used in dirty talk 🙂
Ana's Attic says
I saw your sniffing boobies picture! I’m so jealous! I want to fluff and sniff too! Smelled like chocolate, right? I am so fucking jealous you were there today, but not the cold and the line.
You’re right, it does feel like that, but I need a new analogy. And yes, dirty talk is HOT. Jizz? Uuuummm…no.
Suggest topics for future GNOs!
nicki says
yay! I’m glad you saw it!
I would be all about ideas. For example, give ice cream a try. that shit is so awesome. a little sticky, but awesome, and it works on him too. totally doesn’t have a cold water effect 😉
Tessa says
Great idea! Ice+altoids? High Heaven!!
nicki says
awesome! I’m totally adding that to the inventory!!
Ana's Attic says
Ice, yum. I’m scared of altoids on me.
nicki says
it makes me think of skittles 🙂
Tessa says
It’s a very interesting sensation. Definitely curiously strong 😉
Ana's Attic says
Ha!
Tessa says
I read a book a few months ago and the guy said “I want to do you so bad.” and she’s all “Do me. Do me!” I almost stopped the book right there because if my man ever looked at me and said “I want to do you” I’d laugh out loud.
I totally forgot about core and center…length works for me too. I do like when they use him such as “he pulled me onto him” or whatever without even using a penal term. Hee, I don’t even know if that word works here.
And I will also pay $50 for you to hump Tara’s leg. 😛 So jealous you were there!!
Ana's Attic says
penal. LOL
nicki says
hahaha! i think i might have to dip into my KA stash soon, i’ve just had 2 DNF books in a row. Those freebies can be a blessing and a curse.
I honestly think i like the him/self her/self the best for the most part, but I think when they do hot animal fucking i’d rather the penal (he, he) terms.
Tessa says
Oh absolutely.. James Cavendish or Jack McLachlan are the types of men who MUST describe, in glorious detail, their anatomy and what they want me (okay, their book women) to do to them.
Ana's Attic says
Ethan Blackstone and his dirty mouth….holy yummalicious!
Tessa says
Ahhh yes Mr. Blackstone. I so need to re-read those before the third comes out.
nicki says
mmmmm…ethan
Ricki says
Tara smells like chocolate doesn’t she??? Oh and she totally humped my leg when we finally met in our room at WGBW last month, wayyyyy worth more than $50!!!!!! Glad you got to meet Katie, Raine, and RL!!! The three of them are truly wonderful women who I adore and love to death.
Kalen says
I love the word cock! You have to open wide to say it. It’s like saying cheese when taking a picture. 😉 ok ew. But I do love the word. Cunt is kinda awesome. But it does depend on who says it. Pussy weirds me out. I think of hairballs & claws & shiz goes downhill from there. Him is a great term but if an author is too vague like using him, himself, her center, her core) it also pulls me out of the scene. A plethora of adjectives can’t make me snort & wake up my kids. Scorching heat is not something you should want to put velvety steel member into. OUCH.
Tessa says
Kalen, that is awesome. Open wide!!! Never even thought about that. Velvety steel member….I think beer just came out of my nose.
Ana's Attic says
Fuck, wine just shot out my nose onto my computer.
Ricki says
Not sangria???
Ana's Attic says
It was Sangria Ricki!
Kalen says
LOL. Don’t waste drinks ladies. *wags pointer finger* Spitters are quitters!
I love Tara Sivec.
Tessa says
So it won’t be frowned upon if I lick the beer off my laptop? I’d hate to be accused of alcohol abuse.
Ana's Attic says
snort
JS says
Love it!!
nicki says
Oh holy mother, I just saw that THE Kristen Ashley is going to the orlando book bash. Are you going Ana? I think I would bow down at her feet, if I met her.
Ana's Attic says
YES!!! I am hosting a Wicked Girls Book after party! Details will be up this week.
nicki says
I am so damn jealous. I don’t think it can happen, but I might need to try. For fuck sake!! THE Kristen Ashely. I wonder if she’ll mind getting her boobs sniffed?
Ana's Attic says
COME Nicki! (or should I say cum?)
nicki says
he he he 🙂
Ricki says
Ana, myself and a bunch of us from WGBW will be there!!!! We’ve already got our rooms!!!! You can bet KA’s line will be the first one I’m in!!! Also Jasinda Wilder is coming! She is one of the funniest people I’ve ever met in my life.
Tessa says
So jealous!!! But I get to try for my own Tara Sivec boob rub in April. So excited!!!
Ana's Attic says
Just whisper spiderman in her ear…she likes that.
Tessa says
Omg. My nephews 4th bday party was today and he got a life size spidey ballon. Wonder if that would turn her on. I’m so stealing it.
Ana's Attic says
Do you know what Spidermanning is?
Tessa says
I do not….but you have me intrigued…..
nicki says
please fill us in, it sounds amazing. I think i have a good mental picture , but I think I need to know for sure
Tessa says
I just urban dictionaried it and I’m slightly shocked my ass husband hasn’t caught on to this.
nicki says
alright i’m urban dictionariying this shit, i’ll post what it says
nicki says
1.
Spiderman
When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey’s web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.
Ana's Attic says
That was the theme of Wicked Girls Book Weekend! LOL
Tessa says
When is this one? I may need to plan a vacation….
Ricki says
June 29th
Ricki says
I read Deceived – Part 3 tonight at the main character actually said my “titties were bobbing up and down.” What woman says/thinks that???? Breasts, boobs, boobies, even tits doesn’t really bother me, but titties? Sounds like something 12 year old boys say.
Tessa says
Oooh, that’s definitely cringeworthy.
Kalen says
I can’t even type that word without flinching. Tittie is almost as bad as twat.
Tessa says
It’s funny. I don’t mind “you have some bangin tits” but “I wanna suck those titties”… Nope sorry, I’m not 14.
just K says
ok Tessa…. are you saying that if Raid or Knight or Hawk or Ty or Creed were to look at you with “those eye’s” and say “I wanna suck those titties”……you would say NOPE sorry I’m not 14???????????? LOL I would just say….OK 😉
Tessa says
I would’ve lost all reason and resolve at the word suck. They could suck my titties, my love petal, my bone collector, my trash compactor… I dont even care!
Ana's Attic says
I would still giggle in my head.
nicki says
hahaha! tack can suck my tities! ot ty or knight. fuck any of them. And I’mm bathe in their love juice 🙂
nicki says
*I’ll*
I need another glass of wine 🙂
Tessa says
Pour pour pour Nicki! My husband is ready for bed and I’m all…pass the bottle first, please!
Ana's Attic says
Seriously? Was it written by a woman?
Tessa says
In all seriousness, how was this series? Worth reading? Its being pimped on twitter so I am curious.
Ricki says
Yes. Eve carter. I’d read the previous to and wanted to find out the conclusion. It’s not a bad book, just that one line made me say. “Really?” It did bother me that it was $2.99 for a 79 page novella
Natasha.Wilson says
You mean nobody likes turgid manhood?? Well shit, now I have to rewrite my whole damn book….
Ana's Attic says
Bwahahahah!
Tessa says
My wine mind doesn’t even know what turgid means. But manhood makes me think of a big uncircumcised head. I think it’s the hood part.
Ana's Attic says
I read one book with turgid nipples.
Natasha.Wilson says
Turgid means swollen or distended. Makes me think the dude has “problems” that he needs to see a doctor for.
Ana's Attic says
Damn…sounds a little frightening.
Tessa says
Yes, turgid sounds like a medical problem. “My nipples were swollen”….”My nipples were turgid”….that makes me think of frostbite or something.
nicki says
fuck! hahahaha!
Ricki says
Giggling
Ana's Attic says
What about the back door? I read a book where it was called a “brown eye” WTF?
Tessa says
Okay, the brown eye is just gross. Hey, no big deal. You like is in the anal region, more power to you and your sphincter (hahhah that word!!). But “hey baby let me stick it in your brown eye” ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! so gross!!
Ana's Attic says
It was a DNF, the minute I read that.
Natasha.Wilson says
Call me old fashioned but I prefer the word ass
nicki says
ewww.
Natasha.Wilson says
What would really be frightening…a man saying in real life “hey baby, suck on my turgid man meat”…
Tessa says
I’d be like…”fuck that, get on your knees and water my lovely flower petals!”
Ana's Attic says
Laughing so fucking hard now….
nicki says
i’m cry laughing right now!
nicki says
ley me stick my turgid member in your brown eye! hahaha!
Tessa says
see, the thing is that turgid reminds me of flaccid…and no one wants a flaccid penis unless your uterus is bleeding and that snake makes your brain hyperventilate in a bad way.
Natasha.Wilson says
Trouser snake and a bleeding uterus…sounds like a horror movie.
Tessa says
I’m so writing that book. It’s going to be a NTY bestseller and made into a movie with Kristen Stewart, Miley Cyrus, and some random dude I cant think of.
Ana's Attic says
I’m crying…stop!
Tessa says
The idea of a penis near me when I’m bleeding makes me cry as well. I’m so glad wine and beer make me talk about my period in such a nonchalant way. Yayyy booze! p.s. Redwings=Gross.
Natasha.Wilson says
Fuck wine, I’m on to vodka.
Tessa says
You’re on to something….
Ana's Attic says
No way will my husband be waiting 5-7 days. He couldn’t care less. He would earn redwings too if I let him.
Tessa says
When I think of redwings I think of licking my beautiful bleeding flower….he’ll still stick his member in my love nest, but his tongue is far far away. I’m lucky in that my periods are only 3-4 days. Your hubby is a dream man!
Nancy says
From a fave movie… Name the movie?
Calling your “wang” (lol) Kroll the Warrior King. 😉
Natasha.Wilson says
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
nicki says
oh, good call, i was just gonna say that!
Nancy says
Yes! My hubby brought it up right before he fell asleep in 30 seconds flat. How do they do that?!
Natasha.Wilson says
I’ve heard the backdoor called the dark cavern once *shudders*
Tessa says
The darkest cavern…..that shall never be explored.
Ana's Attic says
Just make sure it’s MOIST first.
Tessa says
You could force a hurricane through my asshole and it still wouldn’t be moist enough.
Natasha.Wilson says
Screw moist, it needs to be SODDEN…another word that should never be used to describe a woman’s ladybits. Sodden cavern is a must though.
Ana's Attic says
Sodden cavern? Stop, I’m getting hot.
nicki says
maybe we’re on to another topic here, but if we’re in all seriousness, and you haven’t had you’re dark hile investigated you’re missin out. I was really nervous because, well i got lucky in the husband hanging dept. but shit, if you do that right? it’s some good times.. don’t knock it till ytou tried it ladies 😉
Ana's Attic says
Took me 26 years to get it right, but I’m right there with ya. Just make sure it’s sodden.
nicki says
yes, very sodden.
Tessa says
damnnnnnnnnnit nicki, really? We’ve tried the plug…felt good, but when he went for it, I freaked. I need to be 10 tequila shots in…
Ana's Attic says
We got it done after a few very failed attempts of me screaming “Get it the fuck OUT”. Once we got it right, it was worth it 🙂
nicki says
i didn’t say I was sober when we did that, you need little relaxation in you, but i’m telling you if done right, that shit is gooooood. i still prefer normal, but there is something to be said… just make sure you prepare
Ana's Attic says
Over prepare….more sodden than you would ever imagine. And if you read The Siren, “bear down”.
Ana's Attic says
Look at me, giving advice after ONE success. lol
Tessa says
we tried once and I was NOT drunk enough…I wont act like some bitch who has a mastodon for a man, but my husband is 6’5″ and I’m 5’1….that shit burned like a mother fucker and ive been scared to try every since,
nicki says
I’ve had a hand full ( like 3) successes. A, a glass or two of wine b. lube, definatley use that shit. c. make sure you use vocal direction. I’m no ass expert, but try that shit!
Tessa says
Nicki, my husband may be sending you a Christmas present this year.
nicki says
alright chica’s it’s freaking 2am, i’m off! see you next week bitches!!!
Ana's Attic says
Spurting seed….any thoughts ladies? Can you feel the spurt? I can’t. I never feel it “bathe my inner walls”…maybe a little….
Tessa says
Uhh noo.. I’ve never felt a man “fill” me with his seed. They aren’t fucking seed. They’re goddamn tadpoles swimming to the nearest egg. Seed buys into the whole flower vagina thing. Planting his seed. Blech. Fortunately I’m married to a man who wants his “seed” on my stomach, so he refuses to call it that. In fact, that term may creep him out. I’m totally testing that on him now.
But yay for those who got pregnant with their man’s seed! yay babies!
nicki says
eww that’s double gross. surting and seed/. blach!
Shannon says
Omg I hate spurting seed…the whole seed thing makes me think of the olden days, like old as in westerns old
Natasha.Wilson says
Nope no spurting, reminds me of a waterhose. Do we want a waterhose near our “inner walls” ladies?
Tessa says
So my husband just asked why I didn’t want to go to bed….how do I say “I’d rather drink and talk to funny bitches online than go to bed” in wife speak?
Ana's Attic says
I’ll be in in a few. (and let him fall asleep)
Shannon says
Funny, even with my daughter having a sleep over I flat out told him I’m getting lucky…he looked at me like huh??
Tessa says
hahah awesome Shannon! I said “I’m not tired…I’ll be up later..” sooooooooooooo he is still here! Gotta love the man…but..I wanna chat!
Natasha.Wilson says
Do what I did, say “Go away, if I’m drunk enough later you can do me in your favorite position.” Works every time.
Beth says
Any thoughts on the use of the word cream? Eeewww
Ana's Attic says
love cream?
Ana's Attic says
Or “She creamed” eeew…
nicki says
hate cream! super gross! total mood killer!
Ana's Attic says
What about spunk?
Tessa says
spunk reminds me of skunk so It makes me think they have dirty smelly semen
Ana's Attic says
Eew. Ethan Blackstone used that. Apparently it;s more common in England.
Ana's Attic says
And he could use any fucking word he wants.
Tessa says
Meh, Ethan could bang me with a skunk in the room and I’d deal.
Natasha.Wilson says
any cream makes me want to eat a doughnut
Ana's Attic says
Yum, Boston Cream.
Tessa says
Yep….cream? Bavarian?
Natasha.Wilson says
Fuck, now I’m hungry.
Ana's Attic says
I just got up to look for a snack. I came back with more wine.
Kalen says
Omg. I think I’m dead. My side hurts. Cream is gross. It’s better than nectar & still gross. But wth would u call it??? It may be too much vodka, I can’t think of anything else.
Natasha.Wilson says
I need another shot..maybe love gravy *snorts*
Ana's Attic says
bahahahaha!
Ana's Attic says
Damn…I just drew a blank too.
Tessa says
Nectar creeps me out. I’m going to write a book with Pizza Sauce as the way to bring dudes in….sniff my marinara.
Ana's Attic says
Hahahaha! Holy shit my back and sides hurt.
Natasha.Wilson says
C.C’s gonna be mad I was up talking about cream, turgid man meat and sodden caverns without her.
Ana's Attic says
Wake her up! I have a gnome for her.
Natasha.Wilson says
She’s still mad at me over that…she has to love me though, it’s the law.
Ana's Attic says
She thinks I destroyed the picture…mwahahaha….
Natasha.Wilson says
I need a copy! Proof to my future niece/nephew that mommy was a hooker.
Ricki says
That was one of the best things! Sneaking I there and getting Henry the ass raping gnome all up on her! I was so surprised she didn’t wake up!
Ana's Attic says
Clit? Pearl? Button? Elongated love button?
Natasha.Wilson says
Clit, I love how it rolls off the tongue….tehehe
Ana's Attic says
HA! Good one!
Kalen says
Ha!
Kalen says
Clit or nothing. Really!?! Elongated love button? Did someone actually write that down?
Ana's Attic says
Yup.
Kalen says
Wow! I have no words.
Natasha.Wilson says
Maybe it’s just me but button or love button makes me think of self pleasure. “I’ll press my own damn love button!”
Ana's Attic says
I’ve gotta turn in. I have consumed more wine than ever before. But please, continue!
K.M. Golland says
I put the call out to my friends on my personal facebook page not too long ago when I was writing my second book. It went a little like this—”Ok, most of you know that I am currently writing Erotic/Romance Novels, yeah that’s great, but here is my dilemma. I am in desperate need of a sexy word for the infamous ‘vagina’, yes I’ve put it out there. Now before any of you come rolling in with ‘Va Jay Jay’ or ‘punani’ or ‘pussy’, I said Sexy!!!! Surely there is a word out there to describe the ‘lady bit’ that is sexy??” . . .Well, 169 comments later, and a list with words that sounded like ocean creatures, flora and fauna and many different foods; I got absolutely nothing sexy. Instead, I think the worst was ‘VERTICAL BACON SANDWICH”, eeww.
Ana's Attic says
LMAO! hahahahaha. My computer is thanking you for the coffee bath!
K.M. Golland says
LOL. By the looks of it, your computer probably consumed more coffee and alcohol than you!! Oh, and thanks for the explanation of a ‘Spiderman’; I can’t seem to get that visual out of my head, he he he.
Ana's Attic says
Yes, I expel things from my body a lot when I laugh. Not just my mouth.
Lisa w says
Man– So mad I missed this, but loved reading everyones thoughts!
Ana's Attic says
You can still join in, so can your Arby’s Beef and cheddar!
Tessa says
I literally have tears in my eyes re-reading this. Effing awesome.
Ana's Attic says
I had an awesome time! It’s still making me laugh.
Tessa says
See you sexy bitches next Saturday!!! Don’t forget to booze!