ZB Heller scares me a little. Seriously. The woman is nuts and will run you down with a penis every chance she gets! Seriously. She was at Wicked Book Weekend last February (and will be again in April) and she had all kinds of penis paraphernalia she chased you down with. She was also kind enough to send me my very own penis pillow while I was recovering from surgery!
Since ZB Heller’s most known character is the over the top, funny and Jewish Moxie, and these giveaways are on the 8 nights of Hanukkah, this is a very fitting post!
The Chronicles of Moxie (on sale for 99¢! Such a deal)
This book had me laughing my ass off. Moxie has a mouth on her and it’s absolutely fantastic!! -For the Love of Books Blog
This story is an outrageously crazy, romantic comedy, with some pretty heated sexual innuendos, drunken rants, good times with great friends, lots of talk of ‘hairy balls’, and good old fashioned love thrown in to make a book that you don’t want to miss. -Stephanie, Penny for my Thoughts Book Blog.
Moxie Summers is a curvy, twenty-six year-old teacher who has not had the best track record with relationships. In a drunken stupor at a bar, she meets Miles who turns out to be her sparing equal, until she vomits all over his shoes. Just when she thinks things couldn’t get worse, her dream man turns out to be the single father of the newest student in her class.
While fighting an attraction for Miles, Moxie’s conniving stepmother tries to advise Moxie she needs to get in shape if she’s ever going to catch the man of her dreams. To make matters worse a Girl Scout plans Moxie’s demise, a surprise party makes everyone blush, and then there was the skunk…
Can Moxie overcome all the Girl Scout cookies, food poisoning and a showdown at Costco to get to Miles?
Due to the hot, steamy scenes and Moxie’s filthy mouth this book is intended for 18+
“So I met this guy. Miles Dane is the trifecta of awesomeness: he’s hot, built, and amazing in bed. The best part of it all is that he loves me. Did I mention I puked all over him when we first met? No? Well, that’s a different story. Things have finally settled down for us. We are disgustingly in love and, let’s face it, the cutest couple on earth. Dillion, Miles’ son, is smarter than ever, and my two best friends, Renee and Ryan, will get drunk with me at a moment’s notice. Oh, my stepmonster is still flipping nuts, but what else is new? Miles is there for me through it all. But what if our love isn’t enough to face the bumpy, pothole-infested, curvy, roadkill-riddled road ahead? Sometimes life isn’t all daises and unicorn farts. Miles and I are facing great challenges as a couple. As the saying goes, first comes love, then comes… You get the point. Can therapy and a dose of sanity help me with what’s coming next? That’s a joke, right?”
This book is intended for +18 due to hot sex, snarky female lead and a dirty talking stud muffin.
Halloween can be a spooky time. For Moxie Summers, it’s just another day to poke fun at others and steal candy from her students. Her sexy boyfriend, Miles, takes her for a Whodunnit weekend with their friends. The weekend is filled with both tricks from the certifiably insane guests and lushes treats from Miles. But of course no party is complete without Moxie adding her own brand of excitement into the mix. So who did it? Was it the Jock? The Cheerleader? Or the class Punk?
Warning. This novella is intended for 18+ for crude humor, hot sex and a loud mouth, size sixteen, fantastic redhead. No Matzo Balls where harmed in the making of this story.
Tied Together (a m/m standalone spinoff)
Ryan Keller has it all: a great supportive family, friends, and no limit to his self-confidence. Coming out of the closet was not as traumatic as he would have thought. In fact, it was glitter, unicorns and rainbows. Navigating through life isn’t easy for any man, let alone a gay one. Rest assured that Ryan has it handled.
Brandon Ford comes from the wrong side of the tracks. With a dark past, he doesn’t have much going for him, no money, no friends, definitely no charisma, and his family makes people on Jerry Springer look like total winners. Life can’t be worse—until it becomes unbearable.
When Ryan helps Brandon out of a bad situation, chemistry sparks between them. Only Brandon has one problem: He’s hiding in the closet with no way of finding his way out.
After years apart, Ryan run’s into Brandon as he has his head in-between his friend’s lady business to deliver her baby. This spells emotional turmoil for both Ryan and Brandon. Can years of resentment and bad feelings pull them apart or force them to work on their relationship so they can end up Tied Together.
No Amazonian Hybrid Anaconda Turtles were harmed in the making of this book.
To a night of friendship,” I said, clinking Brandon’s glass. What I really wanted to say was, “Here is a liquid potion that will automatically turn you gay so I can get well acquainted with your butthole.”
ZB Heller’s Exclusive Holiday Video
- A signed paperback of The Chronicles of Moxie (US only)
- A $10 Amazon card
- A $5 Amazon card