ZB Heller scares me a little. Seriously. The woman is nuts and will run you down with a penis every chance she gets! Seriously. She was at Wicked Book Weekend last February (and will be again in April) and she had all kinds of penis paraphernalia she chased you down with. She was also kind enough to send me my very own penis pillow while I was recovering from surgery!
Since ZB Heller’s most known character is the over the top, funny and Jewish Moxie, and these giveaways are on the 8 nights of Hanukkah, this is a very fitting post!
If you are not familiar with ZB Heller’s books:
The Chronicles of Moxie (on sale for 99¢! Such a deal)
This book had me laughing my ass off. Moxie has a mouth on her and it’s absolutely fantastic!! -For the Love of Books Blog
This story is an outrageously crazy, romantic comedy, with some pretty heated sexual innuendos, drunken rants, good times with great friends, lots of talk of ‘hairy balls’, and good old fashioned love thrown in to make a book that you don’t want to miss. -Stephanie, Penny for my Thoughts Book Blog.
Moxie Summers is a curvy, twenty-six year-old teacher who has not had the best track record with relationships. In a drunken stupor at a bar, she meets Miles who turns out to be her sparing equal, until she vomits all over his shoes. Just when she thinks things couldn’t get worse, her dream man turns out to be the single father of the newest student in her class.
While fighting an attraction for Miles, Moxie’s conniving stepmother tries to advise Moxie she needs to get in shape if she’s ever going to catch the man of her dreams. To make matters worse a Girl Scout plans Moxie’s demise, a surprise party makes everyone blush, and then there was the skunk…
Can Moxie overcome all the Girl Scout cookies, food poisoning and a showdown at Costco to get to Miles?
Due to the hot, steamy scenes and Moxie’s filthy mouth this book is intended for 18+
First Comes Love: A Chronicles of Moxie Novel
“So I met this guy. Miles Dane is the trifecta of awesomeness: he’s hot, built, and amazing in bed. The best part of it all is that he loves me. Did I mention I puked all over him when we first met? No? Well, that’s a different story. Things have finally settled down for us. We are disgustingly in love and, let’s face it, the cutest couple on earth. Dillion, Miles’ son, is smarter than ever, and my two best friends, Renee and Ryan, will get drunk with me at a moment’s notice. Oh, my stepmonster is still flipping nuts, but what else is new? Miles is there for me through it all. But what if our love isn’t enough to face the bumpy, pothole-infested, curvy, roadkill-riddled road ahead? Sometimes life isn’t all daises and unicorn farts. Miles and I are facing great challenges as a couple. As the saying goes, first comes love, then comes… You get the point. Can therapy and a dose of sanity help me with what’s coming next? That’s a joke, right?”
This book is intended for +18 due to hot sex, snarky female lead and a dirty talking stud muffin.
Halloween can be a spooky time. For Moxie Summers, it’s just another day to poke fun at others and steal candy from her students. Her sexy boyfriend, Miles, takes her for a Whodunnit weekend with their friends. The weekend is filled with both tricks from the certifiably insane guests and lushes treats from Miles. But of course no party is complete without Moxie adding her own brand of excitement into the mix. So who did it? Was it the Jock? The Cheerleader? Or the class Punk?
Warning. This novella is intended for 18+ for crude humor, hot sex and a loud mouth, size sixteen, fantastic redhead. No Matzo Balls where harmed in the making of this story.
Tied Together (a m/m standalone spinoff)
Ryan Keller has it all: a great supportive family, friends, and no limit to his self-confidence. Coming out of the closet was not as traumatic as he would have thought. In fact, it was glitter, unicorns and rainbows. Navigating through life isn’t easy for any man, let alone a gay one. Rest assured that Ryan has it handled.
Brandon Ford comes from the wrong side of the tracks. With a dark past, he doesn’t have much going for him, no money, no friends, definitely no charisma, and his family makes people on Jerry Springer look like total winners. Life can’t be worse—until it becomes unbearable.
When Ryan helps Brandon out of a bad situation, chemistry sparks between them. Only Brandon has one problem: He’s hiding in the closet with no way of finding his way out.
After years apart, Ryan run’s into Brandon as he has his head in-between his friend’s lady business to deliver her baby. This spells emotional turmoil for both Ryan and Brandon. Can years of resentment and bad feelings pull them apart or force them to work on their relationship so they can end up Tied Together.
No Amazonian Hybrid Anaconda Turtles were harmed in the making of this book.
To a night of friendship,” I said, clinking Brandon’s glass. What I really wanted to say was, “Here is a liquid potion that will automatically turn you gay so I can get well acquainted with your butthole.”
ZB Heller’s Exclusive Holiday Video

Make sure you also enter the overall giveaway for 2 tickets to Wicked Book Weekend or a Kindle Fire!
Prizes:
- A signed paperback of The Chronicles of Moxie (US only)
- A $10 Amazon card
- A $5 Amazon card
Karen G. says
I have not read this series yet but it sounds hilarious which is what I love to read! Thanks for the post! =D
Jenn says
Looks good. Thanks for the giveaway
Kristen says
Thank you for the chance, Moxie is a character I want to meet!
Loraine Oliver says
Loved the Holiday video! This is a great gift thanks for chance!
Jenn Donald says
These books look great – definitely need to check them out! Happy Holidays!
Vika S says
Looks like a fabulous book!
Pam says
Haven’t read these yet, but am looking forward to them!
Michelle Bauer says
Need to take a look at these books… thanks and Merry Holidays…
Ashley J says
ZB Heller is something else. I loved Moxie- thanks for the chance-
Maria Malaveci says
Thank you so much for the giveaway!
brittney says
Thus book cracks me up
Elle Magnussen says
Thanks for the chance!! She’s new author for me. Happy holiday!!
Diana Doan says
New author to me! Thanks!
Susie says
Never read her work before.
Stephanie W says
Love the puppet show on the video! Hilarious! Happy Holidays!
Michelle says
Ty for the chance!! ❤️
Jacqueline Kinion Falkenberry says
This series is hilarious
Barbara Stoker says
Awesome giveaway Thanks for the chance
HAPPY HOLIDAYS ?
Trisha Lindsay says
Thanks for the chance!
Stephanie Lashbrook says
Haven’t read these books yet and that video was hilarious! Thanks for the chance!
Rebecca Graham says
Happy holidays! Thanks for the chance to win!!
Nancy Jones says
Thanks for the chance to win.
Kim says
Look forward to reading. Thank you the giveaway.
Gina Hester says
Have not read ZB Heller before, thanks for the chance!
bn100 says
new author to me
Kristin Reh says
Amazing 😀
Carrie J says
Thanks for introducing me to a new author.
Salli Singleton says
Happy Holidays! Thanks for the awesome giveaway!
Debbie Rice says
This sounds hilarious I like funny
Mary M. says
OMG the video was outrageous! Rudolph reading Dinoerotica!
Kim Holliday says
Thx for the giveaway! Merry Christmas!
angelina says
Thanks for the chance! <3
Catherine Bates says
Thanks for the chance. Love Zolie!
Jenny Rapp says
Thanks for the chance!! Happy holidays.
Stacie says
LOVE the Moxie Series, it was a Hot and Hilarious read that I would definitely read again. I look forward to reading Tied Together soon as well. Thanks for the chance to win!!
Rhiannon says
I’m so going to have to check out this series! Thanks so much for a great giveaway.
Olivia Tan says
new author for me. thank you for the chance 🙂
Amber Brumbaugh says
Thanks for the chance!
Amy R says
Merry Christmas, thanks for the giveaway.