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Wicked Book Girls Night In: Dirty Words 2

05/18/2013

WB_GNI_Logo_02Hello! Grab your cocktail and settle in for a drink and some girl talk! I read four AMAZING books this week. Eyes Wide Open by Raine Miller, Playing Patience by Tabatha Vargo {review} and Undeniable (again) and Unbeautifully  by Madeline Sheehan. {review}

So my book boyfriend for the week was a tough one, but I’ll say….still Ethan Blackstone. He’s gorgeous, clean, doesn’t do drugs or kill people, and I LOVE his dirty mouth and mind. And I mean….

tumblr_mahk65RnCK1qfy03lo1_1280Nuff said.

So tonight’s subject for Wicked Book Girls Night In is dirty words. We have talked about this before and spent the night cracking up, lets talk more!

Are there words you hate to read? Words that turn you on? What about dirty talk? Do you like the dirty talking guys (in person or in real life)?

I hate the word moist. Spunk, nub, petals, pearl are all eew words for me. I really don’t like cum. And I just read it described as a “thick viscous liquid” and it made me gag a bit.

But it must be really hard for an author to write a good sex scenes using a variety of words that don’t bother anyone. So what words don’t bother you? What words COMPLETELY turn you off? Are there certain authors that write so well you can overlook the words, or any that you love until they use the words?

Talk dirty to me,  🙂

 

 

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  1. Scheva says

    05/18/2013 at 10:37 pm

    When is the chatter starting!? LOL

    Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/18/2013 at 10:41 pm

      I don’t know, nobody wants to play tonight 🙁

      Reply
  2. Ana's Attic says

    05/18/2013 at 10:42 pm

    I just read the word “cunny” and it wasn’t a historical. Does anyone use that word?

    Reply
  3. Milagros Jovic says

    05/18/2013 at 10:42 pm

    I think it all depends on my mood…but I’m with you on petals, pearl & cum. IDK sometimes simple is best like in KA’s Reid when he simply states “spread”

    Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/18/2013 at 10:43 pm

      Kristen Ashley ALWAYS does it right.

      Reply
  4. Rl griffin says

    05/18/2013 at 10:43 pm

    I must be drunk, Ana had to tell me where to go! I hate
    Secretion and I read a book this week that I liked, but called it
    A cunt. I actually flinched!

    Reply
    • Milagros Jovic says

      05/18/2013 at 10:50 pm

      Cunt doesn’t bother me too much unless its overused. It also depends if the author is English because it just doesn’t have the same connotation over there. What does bother me is the “pearl in the canoe” idk why but I just don’t like canoe

      Reply
      • Ana's Attic says

        05/18/2013 at 10:52 pm

        I hate “the petals of my sex” I don’t mind cunt when a guy is talking dirty and it’s dirty hard fucking.

        Reply
        • Scheva says

          05/18/2013 at 11:03 pm

          Ewe, hate the petals term ! Cunt’s not too bad if a guy is talking dirty during so good sex.

          Reply
  5. Mary Jones says

    05/18/2013 at 10:48 pm

    Just finished Eyes Wide Open. So in love with Ethan and his dirty mouth. Hate the word spunk!! And a few others that give me goosebumps

    Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/18/2013 at 10:52 pm

      They use a lot of terms (like spunk) that are British because Ethan is British.

      Reply
      • Milagros Jović says

        05/18/2013 at 10:54 pm

        Yeah spunk is ewww so is moist.

        Reply
      • Josina b says

        05/18/2013 at 11:04 pm

        Spunk always reminds me of Samantha from Sex And The City, I know it’s not a book but the had a episode focused on funky spunk lol

        Reply
        • Mrs. K says

          05/18/2013 at 11:55 pm

          I always think of Samantha when I hear the word spunk!! Love her!

          Reply
  6. Scheva says

    05/18/2013 at 11:01 pm

    So the book I just finished had a girl with her clit pierced and they had hot sex a lot but the wording of ‘ his pubis rubbing my clit….’ just didn’t do it for me. It’s like a too technical word with a dirty word. And it was written like that often throughout the book…. However, what word would you use for a guys pubic bone area??

    Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/18/2013 at 11:07 pm

      FUPA! Fat Upper Penis Area?

      Reply
      • Scheva says

        05/18/2013 at 11:10 pm

        I think I’d giggle if i had to read FUPA in a sex scene!

        Reply
      • Rl griffin says

        05/18/2013 at 11:20 pm

        Hahaha fupa rubbin’

        Reply
        • Milagros Jović says

          05/18/2013 at 11:30 pm

          FUPA rubbin’ my nubbin’???

          Reply
          • YY says

            05/18/2013 at 11:39 pm

            Too funny!

    • Jess says

      05/18/2013 at 11:08 pm

      maybe they should just keep it simple… “he was rubbing against her the right way”? lol…

      Reply
      • Ana's Attic says

        05/18/2013 at 11:09 pm

        I prefer the vague myself.

        Reply
    • T Hammond says

      05/28/2013 at 9:34 am

      OK, I’m boring, I admit it– in this case I would just go with groin. I wouldn’t spend a lot of time angsting over this one when I can get past the rubbing onto more interesting things

      Reply
  7. Jess says

    05/18/2013 at 11:05 pm

    Ok so there is a phrase I keep seeing and it makes me roll my eyes so hard…” Her mouth watered when she saw his cock” or whatever variable …. dude please. I have been with some fine ass men. My mouth is not watering for it in my mouth. sorry. Maybe its just me.

    Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/18/2013 at 11:08 pm

      You are so right!!!

      Reply
      • Mrs. K says

        05/18/2013 at 11:56 pm

        I’m the exception to this!

        Reply
        • Ana's Attic says

          05/19/2013 at 12:16 am

          Your mouth waters for cock? Damn, I kind of wish I was like that.

          Reply
          • YY says

            05/19/2013 at 9:34 am

            With the right person, yes!

        • Jess says

          05/19/2013 at 12:16 am

          GASP!!! Really? you know what…props to you girlfriend…I know that men love that shit so you go girl!

          Reply
    • Scheva says

      05/18/2013 at 11:08 pm

      Haha, can’t say I know any women who have suffered from mouthwatering either! Other parts might get wet, though! LOL

      Reply
      • Ana's Attic says

        05/18/2013 at 11:09 pm

        Just what I was thinking.

        Reply
    • Jess says

      05/18/2013 at 11:10 pm

      oh good ::wipes brow:: so relieved I am not just a frigid bitch that just likes to
      “read” smut….I was a little worried there when I saw the trend. …hahahaha

      Reply
  8. Ana's Attic says

    05/18/2013 at 11:08 pm

    What about “velvet over steel”? That may be the most overused description of a penis ever.

    Reply
    • Jess says

      05/18/2013 at 11:11 pm

      How many euphemisms for a cock can we come up with that don’t make you either gag or snicker?

      Reply
      • Sue says

        05/18/2013 at 11:21 pm

        I can’ t remember the book, but in one of the sex scenes she called it “his slithering member”. Snapped me right out of the scene. I have a friend who always refers to a penis as a one eyed snake, but really didn’t need the slithering description.

        Reply
        • YY says

          05/18/2013 at 11:42 pm

          “Slithering member” is just wrong.

          Reply
          • Ana's Attic says

            05/19/2013 at 12:16 am

            Slither? That’s just wrong.

          • Jess says

            05/19/2013 at 12:33 am

            slithering member…why do I think of the first and second chapter of “paradise lost”? Anyone?

          • Beth says

            05/26/2013 at 12:00 am

            Slithering’s gross! Have you notice when it’s referred to as “his length”, it’s ALWAYS prefaced by “impressive”.

    • Scheva says

      05/18/2013 at 11:13 pm

      Maybe you could get away with it ONCE in a book to make your point but good Lord there are better ways to say hard dick with soft skin! Lol

      Reply
    • Milagros Jović says

      05/18/2013 at 11:15 pm

      I know that is so over used
      Terms like “hard as a rock” or “hard enough to pound nails” are overused too

      Reply
    • Scheva says

      05/18/2013 at 11:17 pm

      Long hard rod is so nasty too. I mean who wants to fuck a ROD?

      Reply
      • Milagros Jović says

        05/18/2013 at 11:21 pm

        What about “his length” I’m so tired of that. Once is okay but over & over again? Just say Dick or cock

        Reply
  9. Ana's Attic says

    05/18/2013 at 11:18 pm

    Lets see, what words do we call a penis? Dick sounds strange in a sexual term, cock works, manhood? Member? (throbbing member is pretty common, just don’t say turgid),

    Reply
    • Scheva says

      05/18/2013 at 11:19 pm

      Turgid-ewe

      Reply
      • Rl griffin says

        05/18/2013 at 11:21 pm

        Not rod

        Reply
    • Jess says

      05/18/2013 at 11:29 pm

      his throbbing member…. x 3.14……….

      Reply
  10. Ana's Attic says

    05/18/2013 at 11:29 pm

    There are no great words for a girl. Vajayjay is my word, but not during sex. My husband says pussy. Really though, what works?

    Reply
    • Jess says

      05/18/2013 at 11:30 pm

      cunt turns me off…as does “box”

      Reply
      • Ana's Attic says

        05/18/2013 at 11:32 pm

        box??? I’ve not heard that.

        Reply
      • Scheva says

        05/18/2013 at 11:35 pm

        Yeah, box is like from a bad rap song or something !

        Reply
        • YY says

          05/18/2013 at 11:42 pm

          I have not seen “box” in a book but it does make me think of the SNL skit.

          Reply
    • Milagros Jović says

      05/18/2013 at 11:33 pm

      I don’t think anyone word works. Everything sounds odd like my core, my center, my slick heat. It’s hard trying to write sexy without sounding ridiculous

      Reply
      • Scheva says

        05/18/2013 at 11:40 pm

        Some of the things I actually read, and like, I wouldn’t necessarily like in real life, either. I’d probably laugh if my husband said stuff like that!

        Reply
  11. YY says

    05/18/2013 at 11:30 pm

    If the story is well written, I can tolerate almost any wording but when the same descriptor is used over and over in a book it does get tiresome. I don’t care for “cream” but “secretion” and “thick viscous liquid” would really bother me.

    Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/18/2013 at 11:32 pm

      I literally gagged!

      Reply
    • Milagros Jović says

      05/18/2013 at 11:35 pm

      Sounds like a biology experiment

      Reply
    • Scheva says

      05/18/2013 at 11:36 pm

      Thick vicious liquid ?! Yuck!

      Reply
  12. Lindsey says

    05/18/2013 at 11:38 pm

    I love all the comments never really thought about, not easily turned off or offended.
    I guess I wouldn’t be reading all these great books if I were!
    Thank you for sharing sorry not to offer much!

    Reply
  13. Kerry G says

    05/18/2013 at 11:38 pm

    I hate anything that skirts around the term…mound, rod, manhood, flower. Gimme the good stuff…dick, cock, pussy, cunt. Im a big girl, I can handle it LOL

    Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/18/2013 at 11:43 pm

      But you can only say the same words so many times. We need variety. Punani!?

      Reply
      • Milagros Jović says

        05/18/2013 at 11:45 pm

        I love the word Punani. I don’t know if its a turn on though

        Reply
        • Ana's Attic says

          05/18/2013 at 11:48 pm

          Ha that’s my funny word, definitely NOT sexy.

          Reply
      • Kerry G says

        05/18/2013 at 11:47 pm

        Im good with the same words LOL But I do like punani…makes e giggle

        Reply
  14. Jess says

    05/18/2013 at 11:45 pm

    How about this whole “tasting myself on him” …. you know what if I am completely honest…I can pass on that too…and used soooo often, and sure its a given if he is going down good and you are having a great orgasm that your man is coming back up with a milk mustache of sorts….but I’m not trying to lick it off either… It may be inevitable but its not my goal or even something that is going to get me going…because if you did your job right down there, the taste of myself is a byproduct rather than a highlight…again just me?

    Reply
    • Milagros Jović says

      05/18/2013 at 11:48 pm

      Im laughing my ass off at “milk mustache”

      Reply
      • Scheva says

        05/19/2013 at 12:10 am

        Cracking up!

        Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/18/2013 at 11:49 pm

      Milk mustache! Awesome! Wipe that off dude, I don’t want to taste myself, in fact, don’t kiss me after at all.

      Reply
      • Jess says

        05/18/2013 at 11:57 pm

        For real…”here let me help you with that honey…we’ll just wipe your face right quick with the crotch of your “incredibly sexy” boxer briefs and keep on going like nothing happened shall we? carry on then. ”

        LOL. sorry I think I am in a particularly snarky mood tonight… my husband has been a massive dick of late.

        Reply
      • Alicat says

        05/19/2013 at 12:06 am

        Ana! Try it lol….just try it after a few shots of patron

        Reply
        • Ana's Attic says

          05/19/2013 at 12:10 am

          I have, sometimes when I’m REALLY into it it’s OK, but I still don’t love it.

          Reply
          • Natasha W. says

            05/19/2013 at 1:20 am

            I don’t want a kiss when my husband looks like he attacked a glazed doughnut.

  15. Jess says

    05/18/2013 at 11:53 pm

    I apologize if I am turning this into pet peeve night rather than dirty words night…
    Nipples. Balls. Pussy. Penis.
    There you go. All better now.
    😛

    Reply
    • Milagros Jović says

      05/18/2013 at 11:56 pm

      I’m a pretty simple girl. Pussy, dick, cock, nipple, lick & bite

      Reply
      • Jess says

        05/18/2013 at 11:58 pm

        suck is always a good word.

        Reply
        • Scheva says

          05/19/2013 at 12:11 am

          Agreed

          Reply
      • Ana's Attic says

        05/18/2013 at 11:59 pm

        nibble too.

        Reply
  16. Ana's Attic says

    05/18/2013 at 11:58 pm

    It’s really about the words you hate, it’s girls night, you can bitch about your dick of a husband here.

    Reply
    • Jess says

      05/19/2013 at 12:10 am

      Thank you. I do appreciate that. Lately I’d rather read about sex and romance in a book than face him. As most men he’d happily have sex no matter what but fuck that, I refuse to give it up if I am not being treated with courtesy and respect. Sooo until further notice…its just me and the books and BOB.

      Reply
      • Ana's Attic says

        05/19/2013 at 12:11 am

        You’re right! Best way to get your point across is to deny what they want.

        Reply
      • Scheva says

        05/19/2013 at 12:13 am

        Ha! Sounds like you’re married to my husband! BOB makes me way happier, we should have married him!

        Reply
        • Ana's Attic says

          05/19/2013 at 12:18 am

          My husband is actually AMAZING in bed, we have a phenomenal sex life, but when he’s a dick he isn’t getting any.

          Though I must say, when we do it, his dickishness magically disappears.

          Reply
          • Ana's Attic says

            05/19/2013 at 12:20 am

            (I’m being nice because A-I had the best sex EVER today, and B-he is having a not-a-dick weekend)

          • Jess says

            05/19/2013 at 12:27 am

            yeah my husband is pretty fucking awesome in bed too…which makes it so much more sad…*hangs head in grief* …but I gotta be strong because I am not going roll over and spread’em no matter how good it will feel at the moment…I will hate myself for it later. :/

        • Jess says

          05/19/2013 at 12:20 am

          Isnt that a sad story…he would be getting laid all over the place if he wanted to. He’d rather be an ass the get some ass…smh.

          Reply
          • Ana's Attic says

            05/19/2013 at 12:46 am

            Men are stupid.

  17. Jess says

    05/19/2013 at 12:11 am

    the word “mound” … makes me think of a pile of dirt…

    Reply
    • Scheva says

      05/19/2013 at 12:14 am

      BaseBALLS anyone?!

      Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/19/2013 at 12:15 am

      Or a candy bar 🙂

      Reply
    • Milagros Jović says

      05/19/2013 at 12:17 am

      Yeah “mound” does does not equal sexy

      Reply
  18. Alicat says

    05/19/2013 at 12:17 am

    How about soft curls…. Gross!

    Reply
    • Scheva says

      05/19/2013 at 12:19 am

      Ewe!

      Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/19/2013 at 12:21 am

      ugh

      Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/19/2013 at 12:21 am

      They never talk about when one of those gets stuck in your throat!

      Reply
      • Scheva says

        05/19/2013 at 12:26 am

        Quite the mood killer! You can only ignore it so long! Lol

        Reply
      • Jess says

        05/19/2013 at 12:29 am

        *cackles* and then you have to sit there and try to cough it up and/or fish it out with your finger….roflmao
        ( sounding like a cat coughing up a fur ball )

        Reply
    • Milagros Jović says

      05/19/2013 at 12:22 am

      Gag

      Reply
  19. Jess says

    05/19/2013 at 12:23 am

    Milk and I dont care what adjective they throw in front or behind it…”VURP”

    Reply
    • Milagros Jović says

      05/19/2013 at 12:25 am

      Man milk…
      His milky essence…
      Her tangy milk…

      Reply
      • Milagros Jović says

        05/19/2013 at 12:25 am

        Barf

        Reply
      • Jess says

        05/19/2013 at 12:31 am

        “essence” … please read after taste that kinda burns going down…

        Reply
        • Ana's Attic says

          05/19/2013 at 12:46 am

          LMAO!

          Reply
      • YY says

        05/19/2013 at 9:44 am

        Agree…no references to dairy products like milk or cream.

        Reply
  20. Alicat says

    05/19/2013 at 12:35 am

    “Vurp” is my new favorite word

    Reply
  21. Jess says

    05/19/2013 at 12:40 am

    The word SPURT. bleh.

    Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/19/2013 at 12:48 am

      Or worse, Feeling him spurt against your inner walls.

      Reply
  22. Jess says

    05/19/2013 at 12:43 am

    Her mouth watered when she saw his slithering member spring from the confines of his tight black leather pants…she already could imagine the glorious moment when he would spurt his love milk all over her face. The mere thought gave her cuny quakes…she must have him now or die!!!!!!!!

    Reply
    • Jess says

      05/19/2013 at 12:44 am

      ha! How’s that for a compilation of horrific adjectives and euphemisms….lololololololol

      Reply
      • Milagros Jović says

        05/19/2013 at 12:46 am

        I’m laughing so hard right now. Oh that’s horrible

        Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/19/2013 at 12:47 am

      Please say that isn’t real.

      Reply
      • Jess says

        05/19/2013 at 12:49 am

        Its not I totally made it up based on this thread….lol

        Reply
        • Ana's Attic says

          05/19/2013 at 12:50 am

          You should write a book 🙂

          Reply
          • Jess says

            05/19/2013 at 12:54 am

            OMG!!! I really want to and I started one that was a period piece and totally got intimidated by all the research. *sighs* I feel like I bit off more than I can chew.

    • Ana's Attic says

      05/19/2013 at 12:51 am

      And face spurting is an immediate NO GO for me.

      Reply
      • Milagros Jović says

        05/19/2013 at 12:52 am

        It’s not a turn on but ill indulge my hubby once in awhile

        Reply
      • Jess says

        05/19/2013 at 12:56 am

        yeah I did it once…as a MAJOR indulgence. Told him he’d only get that chance again if he licks it off…Hmmph.

        Reply
        • Lindsey says

          05/19/2013 at 1:16 am

          The money shot is not a turn on at all!

          Reply
      • Natasha W. says

        05/19/2013 at 1:04 am

        that’s not a facial I’m willing to have

        Reply
    • YY says

      05/19/2013 at 9:46 am

      Hilarious!

      Reply
    • T Hammond says

      05/28/2013 at 9:27 am

      I was talking to a beta reader that was still giggling over the author writing about penetrating her dewy love flower with his disco stick (I said, What, it it like, coated in little tiny mirrors that glitter?)

      Reply
  23. Natasha W. says

    05/19/2013 at 12:45 am

    I’m here! I humped Tara’s leg for you, Ana.

    Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/19/2013 at 12:47 am

      Was it as good for you as it was for me?

      Reply
      • Natasha W. says

        05/19/2013 at 12:49 am

        Ahhh, I’ll remember it always.

        Reply
        • Natasha W. says

          05/19/2013 at 12:50 am

          I also rode in a car with her and talked about whiskey dicks, vagina hands and other fascinating things.

          Reply
          • Natasha W. says

            05/19/2013 at 12:52 am

            She also got propositioned in the parking lot of the bar we was at.

          • Ana's Attic says

            05/19/2013 at 12:55 am

            Aaahhh, good times.

  24. Jess says

    05/19/2013 at 1:05 am

    Good night ladies! It was a great time! Look me up on FB … Jessica Martini xoxoxox

    Reply
  25. Kay says

    05/19/2013 at 1:17 am

    Beaver…..muff…..bush….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Juss throwin’ these out there. I have been known to use the word TWAT…….but only when I’m pissed off at someone and sayin’ it in the sense of….YOU are acting like a TWAT.

    Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/19/2013 at 1:19 am

      I just read twat in my book. I agree, only for name calling.

      Reply
      • Natasha W. says

        05/19/2013 at 1:25 am

        Yeah, I love calling my closest friends a twat whore. They know I love them then.

        Reply
        • Kay says

          05/19/2013 at 1:31 am

          Ohhhh, I would totally call a friend TWAT……and she would laugh and say thank you.

          Reply
      • Kay says

        05/19/2013 at 1:30 am

        I LOVE reading along and the female character referring to her “dirty parts”…..it makes me giggle. I LOVE IT…..use it at the right time and WOW…..just WOW.
        Ana…….you need a night so we can discuss BALLS……yes…..BALLS. Don’t get me wrong. Luv me some man balls…just NOT hanging off of the back end of a mans pick up truck! I went off about that today after spending yet another day driving….with big balls swaying back and forth off of the bumpers of BIG trucks driven by men who feel they must over compensate for what must clearly be…..their small man parts. I could say DICKS here…..but I will go with man parts for the purpose of my rant. 😉

        Reply
        • Ana's Attic says

          05/19/2013 at 1:33 am

          Ha! Are you in Texas? I see those balls very rarely.

          Reply
          • Kay says

            05/19/2013 at 1:42 am

            Hell yes……And SEE……you immediately KNEW it was Texas at just the mention of hanging balls off of the back of a truck… lol There is nothing on this planet better than a fine cowboy.OR a biker..OR a hot man in a fine truck. A man in a military uniform…good gracious! Lawd knows we have’em all here….but the balls? I swear I think its because they really do want people to think that they really are hung like bulls. They are not.

          • Natasha W. says

            05/19/2013 at 1:42 am

            the men in Texas have big balls…just sayin’

          • Ana's Attic says

            05/19/2013 at 1:43 am

            Ha! It really was Texas? That just made me crack up.

          • Kay says

            05/19/2013 at 1:49 am

            This is true…..many of the fine men of Texas DO. BUT…..big balls that hang off of the backs of their trucks don’t count.

  26. Kay says

    05/19/2013 at 1:36 am

    Last week I was sitting at my fav. spot, reading. My fav. bartender was behind the bar…..I was having tea and a bowl of soup. My hand grazed something on the bar and I said…..Hey babe, clean this spooge off the bar, my hand landed in it. OMG the LOOK and then the sudden BURST of laughter that resulted. YEP….I said it out loud.

    Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/19/2013 at 1:38 am

      I would totally say that.

      Reply
      • Kay says

        05/19/2013 at 1:43 am

        I said……WHAT? More laughter.

        Reply
      • Natasha W. says

        05/19/2013 at 1:47 am

        Spooge is a totally acceptable word for many situations. A multipurpose word if you will.

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        • Kay says

          05/19/2013 at 1:51 am

          That is exactly what I said. I KNEW I was right. He tried to say….babe, you DO know what that word means right. I said….what am I 10? Hell yes I KNOW what it means……but I choose to use it at my discretion! More laughter.

          Reply
    • T Hammond says

      05/28/2013 at 9:22 am

      I wish I’d been siting on the next barstool when you said that– I would have totally loved to have seen the bartender’s face. LOL – what a hoot!

      Reply
  27. Kay says

    05/19/2013 at 1:54 am

    saying goodnight ladies…….time for shower and a couple hrs reading… I wish I had made it here sooner. Sweet dreams.

    Reply
  28. Joanne Christenson says

    05/19/2013 at 12:08 pm

    I also hate the words…Spunk, nub, petals, pearl, cum And I dont like cunt ….. “thick viscous liquid” made me cringe…..so phrases I hate. ..I found in the book real.

    “He suddenly plunges into my sheath”

    “He’s pulsing fiercely in my channel”

    “Where my wet kitten presses against his large erection”

    Best for last. …

    “The tender nubbin of my clit”

    I hate these phrases. I know you have to describe things differently if you say them over and over but give me a break

    Reply
    • Ana's Attic says

      05/19/2013 at 1:10 pm

      I think I mentioned a few of those in my review! I highlighted all of those too. Who the fuck calls their OWN vagina a wet kitten????

      Reply
      • Ana's Attic says

        05/19/2013 at 10:00 pm

        But it was still a great book, I can overlook..

        Reply
  29. T Hammond says

    05/28/2013 at 9:19 am

    I hate books that use twat, spunk, or silly euphemisms for a penis like “rod of love” (Really?)… Many words just seem kinda dumb, but, as I’m right in the middle of writing a sex scene, I can certainly empathize with trying to find the right arrangement of words to describe the action. I personally don’t like the word cunt, and have never used it myself.

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“Note to self: When you’re lucky enough to sit “Note to self: When you’re lucky enough to sit next to a very attractive woman on a long bus ride, maybe don’t bring up your mother so much, and probably don’t give an extremely detailed overview of why you’re a bad date.”

The first two books in this series by @carabastone were at the top of my 2021 Favorite list. Seatmate will be on the list for 2022. This made-for-audio book is best experienced with headphones. I really felt like I was eavesdropping on a real conversation, and it just made Seatmate by Cara Bastone another 5 star favorite.

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Much Ado About You by Samantha Young is a booklove Much Ado About You by Samantha Young is a booklover’s fantasy romance. It was light, a little cheesy and predictable, but I still enjoyed listening to every word. Samantha did a fabulous job of transporting us to this little English town and falling for the townspeople and the bookstore. If you’re looking for a light and easy read that will keep you smiling, I think this would be a good one.
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“You may think you’re dark,” I told him. “ “You may think you’re dark,” I told him. “And I’m finding you are. Dark like this.” I indicated the room with a sweep of my flute. “Edged in gossamer and crystal. Lit with fire. A beautiful cocoon where I feel safe, truly safe, for the first time in my life.”

Though it took me a long time to finally try, The Fantasyland Series by Kristen Ashley is one of my all-time favorite series. So I can’t tell you how excited I was to hear that Kit wrote another book in the series! I think Gossamer in the Darkness by @kristenashleybooks is enough to pull in the last holdouts who think they don’t want to read fantasy.

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Meghan Quinn has always been a top 5 author for me Meghan Quinn has always been a top 5 author for me. But The Reunion was about 3 siblings fighting with each other while finding love. There were SIX narrators. I enjoyed the stories but the switching was a bit too much for me. 
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When I was 37, my 7 year old begged me daily for a When I was 37, my 7 year old begged me daily for a little brother (or sister). We obliged, but because of my age and I had lupus, the pregnancy was high-risk. At 17 weeks I had an amniocentesis. 2 weeks later we got the devastating news that our baby, the sibling my son was begging for, had some major genetic abnormalities, plus heart problems. If she survived the birth she would need multiple surgeries & would likely never leave the hospital. 

We made the most devastating decision to end the pregnancy. The baby we made FOR my son would just crush him. It would take me away from him. He would watch her suffer and be in pain. And how would we pay for it all?

Four months after, I became pregnant again with my wonderful son who is now 16.  Despite 8 years difference, he and his brother are best friends. They have both had a great life with a mom who was fully present for both of them.

I thank Roe v Wade every day that I was able to make that CHOICE. It was the most devastating, horrible decision we ever had to make. But it was the RIGHT CHOICE, both for that baby & my family. Plus, my son wouldn’t be here today if I hadn’t made that CHOICE. These decisions are NEVER easy. They are deeply personal and usually horrific. 

Until the government can pay to keep all these babies fed, clothed and homed. Until they can pay for medical bills and the parents to leave work, until they can provide for the needs of the babies women are forced to have, they need to stay out of our bodies. I’m scared for the future of all of our rights.

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I love reading about older couples! Flirting with I love reading about older couples! Flirting with Fifty by Jane Porter could have been a little more exciting, but I still enjoyed the read, and can recommend this to any women looking for older couples in their romances.

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“It’s called hot flashes, Dean. Don’t judge “It’s called hot flashes, Dean. Don’t judge me.” 
“Oh, I’ll give you hot flashes.”

Nobody else but Tara Sivec can make me literally laugh out loud and bawl my eyes out at the same time. I look for books with older couples, so I’ve read a good number of them, but this portrayal actually felt the most real of any to me.
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When the author of your all-time favorite series r When the author of your all-time favorite series releases the first book from the male POV, you run to read it and hope it doesn’t ruin it for you. I’m happy to say @jfrostauthor just made me love Cat and Bones more. 

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It was SO GREAT going back to Kristen Ashley’s F It was SO GREAT going back to Kristen Ashley’s Fantasyland world again! I tried to read as slow as possible because I just didn’t want to leave. Though the whole Fantasyland series is best read in order, Gossamer in the Darkness easily stands alone. You don’t have to like fantasy or regency to love this, you just have to love romance. I am so happy to have this as a new addition to one of my favorite series, and now I may have to go and listen to the entire series again.

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“Sometimes, things need to break to be put toget “Sometimes, things need to break to be put together right.”

@catherinecowlesauthor has a way of blending steamy romance, angst, suspense, family, found family, friendship, kids, and a whodunnit into something completely unique and special. Falling Embers may be my favorite yet.

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