Hello! Grab your cocktail and settle in for a drink and some girl talk! I read four AMAZING books this week. Eyes Wide Open by Raine Miller, Playing Patience by Tabatha Vargo {review} and Undeniable (again) and Unbeautifully by Madeline Sheehan. {review}
So my book boyfriend for the week was a tough one, but I’ll say….still Ethan Blackstone. He’s gorgeous, clean, doesn’t do drugs or kill people, and I LOVE his dirty mouth and mind. And I mean….
So tonight’s subject for Wicked Book Girls Night In is dirty words. We have talked about this before and spent the night cracking up, lets talk more!
Are there words you hate to read? Words that turn you on? What about dirty talk? Do you like the dirty talking guys (in person or in real life)?
I hate the word moist. Spunk, nub, petals, pearl are all eew words for me. I really don’t like cum. And I just read it described as a “thick viscous liquid” and it made me gag a bit.
But it must be really hard for an author to write a good sex scenes using a variety of words that don’t bother anyone. So what words don’t bother you? What words COMPLETELY turn you off? Are there certain authors that write so well you can overlook the words, or any that you love until they use the words?
Talk dirty to me, 🙂
Scheva says
When is the chatter starting!? LOL
Ana's Attic says
I don’t know, nobody wants to play tonight 🙁
Ana's Attic says
I just read the word “cunny” and it wasn’t a historical. Does anyone use that word?
Milagros Jovic says
I think it all depends on my mood…but I’m with you on petals, pearl & cum. IDK sometimes simple is best like in KA’s Reid when he simply states “spread”
Ana's Attic says
Kristen Ashley ALWAYS does it right.
Rl griffin says
I must be drunk, Ana had to tell me where to go! I hate
Secretion and I read a book this week that I liked, but called it
A cunt. I actually flinched!
Milagros Jovic says
Cunt doesn’t bother me too much unless its overused. It also depends if the author is English because it just doesn’t have the same connotation over there. What does bother me is the “pearl in the canoe” idk why but I just don’t like canoe
Ana's Attic says
I hate “the petals of my sex” I don’t mind cunt when a guy is talking dirty and it’s dirty hard fucking.
Scheva says
Ewe, hate the petals term ! Cunt’s not too bad if a guy is talking dirty during so good sex.
Mary Jones says
Just finished Eyes Wide Open. So in love with Ethan and his dirty mouth. Hate the word spunk!! And a few others that give me goosebumps
Ana's Attic says
They use a lot of terms (like spunk) that are British because Ethan is British.
Milagros Jović says
Yeah spunk is ewww so is moist.
Josina b says
Spunk always reminds me of Samantha from Sex And The City, I know it’s not a book but the had a episode focused on funky spunk lol
Mrs. K says
I always think of Samantha when I hear the word spunk!! Love her!
Scheva says
So the book I just finished had a girl with her clit pierced and they had hot sex a lot but the wording of ‘ his pubis rubbing my clit….’ just didn’t do it for me. It’s like a too technical word with a dirty word. And it was written like that often throughout the book…. However, what word would you use for a guys pubic bone area??
Ana's Attic says
FUPA! Fat Upper Penis Area?
Scheva says
I think I’d giggle if i had to read FUPA in a sex scene!
Rl griffin says
Hahaha fupa rubbin’
Milagros Jović says
FUPA rubbin’ my nubbin’???
YY says
Too funny!
Jess says
maybe they should just keep it simple… “he was rubbing against her the right way”? lol…
Ana's Attic says
I prefer the vague myself.
T Hammond says
OK, I’m boring, I admit it– in this case I would just go with groin. I wouldn’t spend a lot of time angsting over this one when I can get past the rubbing onto more interesting things
Jess says
Ok so there is a phrase I keep seeing and it makes me roll my eyes so hard…” Her mouth watered when she saw his cock” or whatever variable …. dude please. I have been with some fine ass men. My mouth is not watering for it in my mouth. sorry. Maybe its just me.
Ana's Attic says
You are so right!!!
Mrs. K says
I’m the exception to this!
Ana's Attic says
Your mouth waters for cock? Damn, I kind of wish I was like that.
YY says
With the right person, yes!
Jess says
GASP!!! Really? you know what…props to you girlfriend…I know that men love that shit so you go girl!
Scheva says
Haha, can’t say I know any women who have suffered from mouthwatering either! Other parts might get wet, though! LOL
Ana's Attic says
Just what I was thinking.
Jess says
oh good ::wipes brow:: so relieved I am not just a frigid bitch that just likes to
“read” smut….I was a little worried there when I saw the trend. …hahahaha
Ana's Attic says
What about “velvet over steel”? That may be the most overused description of a penis ever.
Jess says
How many euphemisms for a cock can we come up with that don’t make you either gag or snicker?
Sue says
I can’ t remember the book, but in one of the sex scenes she called it “his slithering member”. Snapped me right out of the scene. I have a friend who always refers to a penis as a one eyed snake, but really didn’t need the slithering description.
YY says
“Slithering member” is just wrong.
Ana's Attic says
Slither? That’s just wrong.
Jess says
slithering member…why do I think of the first and second chapter of “paradise lost”? Anyone?
Beth says
Slithering’s gross! Have you notice when it’s referred to as “his length”, it’s ALWAYS prefaced by “impressive”.
Scheva says
Maybe you could get away with it ONCE in a book to make your point but good Lord there are better ways to say hard dick with soft skin! Lol
Milagros Jović says
I know that is so over used
Terms like “hard as a rock” or “hard enough to pound nails” are overused too
Scheva says
Long hard rod is so nasty too. I mean who wants to fuck a ROD?
Milagros Jović says
What about “his length” I’m so tired of that. Once is okay but over & over again? Just say Dick or cock
Ana's Attic says
Lets see, what words do we call a penis? Dick sounds strange in a sexual term, cock works, manhood? Member? (throbbing member is pretty common, just don’t say turgid),
Scheva says
Turgid-ewe
Rl griffin says
Not rod
Jess says
his throbbing member…. x 3.14……….
Ana's Attic says
There are no great words for a girl. Vajayjay is my word, but not during sex. My husband says pussy. Really though, what works?
Jess says
cunt turns me off…as does “box”
Ana's Attic says
box??? I’ve not heard that.
Scheva says
Yeah, box is like from a bad rap song or something !
YY says
I have not seen “box” in a book but it does make me think of the SNL skit.
Milagros Jović says
I don’t think anyone word works. Everything sounds odd like my core, my center, my slick heat. It’s hard trying to write sexy without sounding ridiculous
Scheva says
Some of the things I actually read, and like, I wouldn’t necessarily like in real life, either. I’d probably laugh if my husband said stuff like that!
YY says
If the story is well written, I can tolerate almost any wording but when the same descriptor is used over and over in a book it does get tiresome. I don’t care for “cream” but “secretion” and “thick viscous liquid” would really bother me.
Ana's Attic says
I literally gagged!
Milagros Jović says
Sounds like a biology experiment
Scheva says
Thick vicious liquid ?! Yuck!
Lindsey says
I love all the comments never really thought about, not easily turned off or offended.
I guess I wouldn’t be reading all these great books if I were!
Thank you for sharing sorry not to offer much!
Kerry G says
I hate anything that skirts around the term…mound, rod, manhood, flower. Gimme the good stuff…dick, cock, pussy, cunt. Im a big girl, I can handle it LOL
Ana's Attic says
But you can only say the same words so many times. We need variety. Punani!?
Milagros Jović says
I love the word Punani. I don’t know if its a turn on though
Ana's Attic says
Ha that’s my funny word, definitely NOT sexy.
Kerry G says
Im good with the same words LOL But I do like punani…makes e giggle
Jess says
How about this whole “tasting myself on him” …. you know what if I am completely honest…I can pass on that too…and used soooo often, and sure its a given if he is going down good and you are having a great orgasm that your man is coming back up with a milk mustache of sorts….but I’m not trying to lick it off either… It may be inevitable but its not my goal or even something that is going to get me going…because if you did your job right down there, the taste of myself is a byproduct rather than a highlight…again just me?
Milagros Jović says
Im laughing my ass off at “milk mustache”
Scheva says
Cracking up!
Ana's Attic says
Milk mustache! Awesome! Wipe that off dude, I don’t want to taste myself, in fact, don’t kiss me after at all.
Jess says
For real…”here let me help you with that honey…we’ll just wipe your face right quick with the crotch of your “incredibly sexy” boxer briefs and keep on going like nothing happened shall we? carry on then. ”
LOL. sorry I think I am in a particularly snarky mood tonight… my husband has been a massive dick of late.
Alicat says
Ana! Try it lol….just try it after a few shots of patron
Ana's Attic says
I have, sometimes when I’m REALLY into it it’s OK, but I still don’t love it.
Natasha W. says
I don’t want a kiss when my husband looks like he attacked a glazed doughnut.
Jess says
I apologize if I am turning this into pet peeve night rather than dirty words night…
Nipples. Balls. Pussy. Penis.
There you go. All better now.
😛
Milagros Jović says
I’m a pretty simple girl. Pussy, dick, cock, nipple, lick & bite
Jess says
suck is always a good word.
Scheva says
Agreed
Ana's Attic says
nibble too.
Ana's Attic says
It’s really about the words you hate, it’s girls night, you can bitch about your dick of a husband here.
Jess says
Thank you. I do appreciate that. Lately I’d rather read about sex and romance in a book than face him. As most men he’d happily have sex no matter what but fuck that, I refuse to give it up if I am not being treated with courtesy and respect. Sooo until further notice…its just me and the books and BOB.
Ana's Attic says
You’re right! Best way to get your point across is to deny what they want.
Scheva says
Ha! Sounds like you’re married to my husband! BOB makes me way happier, we should have married him!
Ana's Attic says
My husband is actually AMAZING in bed, we have a phenomenal sex life, but when he’s a dick he isn’t getting any.
Though I must say, when we do it, his dickishness magically disappears.
Ana's Attic says
(I’m being nice because A-I had the best sex EVER today, and B-he is having a not-a-dick weekend)
Jess says
yeah my husband is pretty fucking awesome in bed too…which makes it so much more sad…*hangs head in grief* …but I gotta be strong because I am not going roll over and spread’em no matter how good it will feel at the moment…I will hate myself for it later. :/
Jess says
Isnt that a sad story…he would be getting laid all over the place if he wanted to. He’d rather be an ass the get some ass…smh.
Ana's Attic says
Men are stupid.
Jess says
the word “mound” … makes me think of a pile of dirt…
Scheva says
BaseBALLS anyone?!
Ana's Attic says
Or a candy bar 🙂
Milagros Jović says
Yeah “mound” does does not equal sexy
Alicat says
How about soft curls…. Gross!
Scheva says
Ewe!
Ana's Attic says
ugh
Ana's Attic says
They never talk about when one of those gets stuck in your throat!
Scheva says
Quite the mood killer! You can only ignore it so long! Lol
Jess says
*cackles* and then you have to sit there and try to cough it up and/or fish it out with your finger….roflmao
( sounding like a cat coughing up a fur ball )
Milagros Jović says
Gag
Jess says
Milk and I dont care what adjective they throw in front or behind it…”VURP”
Milagros Jović says
Man milk…
His milky essence…
Her tangy milk…
Milagros Jović says
Barf
Jess says
“essence” … please read after taste that kinda burns going down…
Ana's Attic says
LMAO!
YY says
Agree…no references to dairy products like milk or cream.
Alicat says
“Vurp” is my new favorite word
Jess says
The word SPURT. bleh.
Ana's Attic says
Or worse, Feeling him spurt against your inner walls.
Jess says
Her mouth watered when she saw his slithering member spring from the confines of his tight black leather pants…she already could imagine the glorious moment when he would spurt his love milk all over her face. The mere thought gave her cuny quakes…she must have him now or die!!!!!!!!
Jess says
ha! How’s that for a compilation of horrific adjectives and euphemisms….lololololololol
Milagros Jović says
I’m laughing so hard right now. Oh that’s horrible
Ana's Attic says
Please say that isn’t real.
Jess says
Its not I totally made it up based on this thread….lol
Ana's Attic says
You should write a book 🙂
Jess says
OMG!!! I really want to and I started one that was a period piece and totally got intimidated by all the research. *sighs* I feel like I bit off more than I can chew.
Ana's Attic says
And face spurting is an immediate NO GO for me.
Milagros Jović says
It’s not a turn on but ill indulge my hubby once in awhile
Jess says
yeah I did it once…as a MAJOR indulgence. Told him he’d only get that chance again if he licks it off…Hmmph.
Lindsey says
The money shot is not a turn on at all!
Natasha W. says
that’s not a facial I’m willing to have
YY says
Hilarious!
T Hammond says
I was talking to a beta reader that was still giggling over the author writing about penetrating her dewy love flower with his disco stick (I said, What, it it like, coated in little tiny mirrors that glitter?)
Natasha W. says
I’m here! I humped Tara’s leg for you, Ana.
Ana's Attic says
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Natasha W. says
Ahhh, I’ll remember it always.
Natasha W. says
I also rode in a car with her and talked about whiskey dicks, vagina hands and other fascinating things.
Natasha W. says
She also got propositioned in the parking lot of the bar we was at.
Ana's Attic says
Aaahhh, good times.
Jess says
Good night ladies! It was a great time! Look me up on FB … Jessica Martini xoxoxox
Kay says
Beaver…..muff…..bush….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Juss throwin’ these out there. I have been known to use the word TWAT…….but only when I’m pissed off at someone and sayin’ it in the sense of….YOU are acting like a TWAT.
Ana's Attic says
I just read twat in my book. I agree, only for name calling.
Natasha W. says
Yeah, I love calling my closest friends a twat whore. They know I love them then.
Kay says
Ohhhh, I would totally call a friend TWAT……and she would laugh and say thank you.
Kay says
I LOVE reading along and the female character referring to her “dirty parts”…..it makes me giggle. I LOVE IT…..use it at the right time and WOW…..just WOW.
Ana…….you need a night so we can discuss BALLS……yes…..BALLS. Don’t get me wrong. Luv me some man balls…just NOT hanging off of the back end of a mans pick up truck! I went off about that today after spending yet another day driving….with big balls swaying back and forth off of the bumpers of BIG trucks driven by men who feel they must over compensate for what must clearly be…..their small man parts. I could say DICKS here…..but I will go with man parts for the purpose of my rant. 😉
Ana's Attic says
Ha! Are you in Texas? I see those balls very rarely.
Kay says
Hell yes……And SEE……you immediately KNEW it was Texas at just the mention of hanging balls off of the back of a truck… lol There is nothing on this planet better than a fine cowboy.OR a biker..OR a hot man in a fine truck. A man in a military uniform…good gracious! Lawd knows we have’em all here….but the balls? I swear I think its because they really do want people to think that they really are hung like bulls. They are not.
Natasha W. says
the men in Texas have big balls…just sayin’
Ana's Attic says
Ha! It really was Texas? That just made me crack up.
Kay says
This is true…..many of the fine men of Texas DO. BUT…..big balls that hang off of the backs of their trucks don’t count.
Kay says
Last week I was sitting at my fav. spot, reading. My fav. bartender was behind the bar…..I was having tea and a bowl of soup. My hand grazed something on the bar and I said…..Hey babe, clean this spooge off the bar, my hand landed in it. OMG the LOOK and then the sudden BURST of laughter that resulted. YEP….I said it out loud.
Ana's Attic says
I would totally say that.
Kay says
I said……WHAT? More laughter.
Natasha W. says
Spooge is a totally acceptable word for many situations. A multipurpose word if you will.
Kay says
That is exactly what I said. I KNEW I was right. He tried to say….babe, you DO know what that word means right. I said….what am I 10? Hell yes I KNOW what it means……but I choose to use it at my discretion! More laughter.
T Hammond says
I wish I’d been siting on the next barstool when you said that– I would have totally loved to have seen the bartender’s face. LOL – what a hoot!
Kay says
saying goodnight ladies…….time for shower and a couple hrs reading… I wish I had made it here sooner. Sweet dreams.
Joanne Christenson says
I also hate the words…Spunk, nub, petals, pearl, cum And I dont like cunt ….. “thick viscous liquid” made me cringe…..so phrases I hate. ..I found in the book real.
“He suddenly plunges into my sheath”
“He’s pulsing fiercely in my channel”
“Where my wet kitten presses against his large erection”
Best for last. …
“The tender nubbin of my clit”
I hate these phrases. I know you have to describe things differently if you say them over and over but give me a break
Ana's Attic says
I think I mentioned a few of those in my review! I highlighted all of those too. Who the fuck calls their OWN vagina a wet kitten????
Ana's Attic says
But it was still a great book, I can overlook..
T Hammond says
I hate books that use twat, spunk, or silly euphemisms for a penis like “rod of love” (Really?)… Many words just seem kinda dumb, but, as I’m right in the middle of writing a sex scene, I can certainly empathize with trying to find the right arrangement of words to describe the action. I personally don’t like the word cunt, and have never used it myself.