Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston – Audio Review

Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston

Narrated by Ramon de Ocampo

Standalone (for now) m-m RomCom

*This review has no spoilers but if you like a quick review skip to the Down & Dirty*

Fresh and relevant, fun and unique, Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston is blowing up with amazing reviews. I had to see what the hype was about, so I got the audiobook. If any book could benefit from an ensemble cast of narrators, it’s this one, despite the story being told in 3rd person. Ramon de Ocampo did an OK job, especially switching between the two men, but there were a lot of side characters, and I found the audio very hard to tell who was talking.

“I’m the son of the first female president. And I’m not white like she is, can’t even pass for it. People will always come down harder on me.”

First son Alex Claremont-Diaz is 21, half Mexican, and handsome. He, his sister and the VP’s daughter are all around the same age and make up “The White House Trio”, all working to get their ticket reelected in 2020. The beginning of the book seemed kind of slow to me, introducing all the characters as well as their security detail, and I had a hard time following the dialog between them in the audio version.

Prince Henry is about the same age as Alex but Alex can’t stand him and his stuffy British ways.

“‘Arch nemesis’ implies he’s actually a rival to me on any level and not, you know, a stuck-up product of inbreeding who probably jerks off to photos of himself.”

When their rivalry causes a mishap, they need to smooth things over with the press, and they are forced to spend time together and pretend to be friends. But pretending turns into an actual friendship, and the two start keeping in touch across the continents. Oh, the e-mails! I loved them so much!

“But he thinks about Henry, and, oh. He thinks about Henry, and something twists in his chest, like a stretch he’s been avoiding for too long.”

When Henry and Alex kiss, Alex realized he was bisexual for the first time, and I really enjoyed reading his feelings about it. But Alex’s mom is trying to get reelected and the race is very close. What kind of problems would coming out cause the campaign and his own political aspirations? And as for Henry, would the Monarchy ever accept a gay prince?

“Thinking about history makes me wonder how I’ll fit into it one day, I guess. And you too. I kinda wish people still wrote like that.
History, huh? Bet we could make some.”

My biggest problem with the book I think was when the 6 friends were all together, it was so hard to follow on audio, so I had to stop and make a list of the players. Here is a quick breakdown of the main characters.
•Alex: Mexican-American bisexual first son, going into politics himself.
•June: Mexican-American first daughter. More of the leader of the group.
•Nora: the VPs granddaughter and Alex and June’s BFF. She is geeky, bisexual, a hacker, and totally funny.
•Henry: The stuffy Prince of England. 100% in-the-closet gay.
•Bea: Henry’s sister, former drug addict (possibly bi too?)
•Pez: Flamboyant fashionista who seems gay but isn’t. Henry’s best friend.
•Rafael Luna: A Senator
•Cash, Amy and Zahra are all Secret Service or working on the campaign.
•Prince Phillip: the actual heir to the throne and Henry’s older brother.
•President Ellen Claremont: Democrat President of the US, Alex and June’s mother.
•Leo: The President’s 2nd husband and Alex and June’s stepfather.
•Senator Oscar Diaz: Alex & June’s Dad

Likes:

• Current, fresh and funny.
• Alex – it took a while for me to warm up to him, but when I did, I was hooked.
• I actually loved the political part of the story and wish it was really the way things are (I do not think most Republicans will like this aspect of the story).
• Wonderfully diverse and developed side characters.
• I was glad the sex scenes were fade to black because I think high-school aged kids who may be struggling with their identities should read this.
• Lots of sexual tension despite the sex scenes being fade-to-black.
• Alex’s family and their reaction to his news.
• I love correspondence in a book, and Henry and Alex’s emails and texts were wonderful.
• Happy and hopeful.

Dislikes:

• It didn’t translate well to a single narrator audiobook even though it was 3rd person but would have been phenomenal with a full cast.
• It felt a bit too long, especially the first half and it was hard to follow all the characters.
• Present tense.

The Narration:

I think the narration took away from the book and I wish I read instead of listened. There were too many characters with too much dialog to be able to follow easily. While Ramon de Ocampo did a pretty good job of switching voices and accents, I did notice several times that he used the wrong voice for a line here and there. If ever a book needed an ensemble cast this would be the one.

The Down & Dirty:

Rating: 4.25 Stars, 2.5 Heat, 3 Narration

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