Drop Dead Sexy by Katie Ashley
Romantic Comedy Standalone
What a fun read! I have always really loved Katie Ashley’s writing. The perfect combination of sweet and sexy that I read with a smile on my face. Well Drop Dead Sexy is all that plus super funny! And it’s certainly unique. I mean how many times have you read about a female mortician? If you have read the Janet Evanovich books, these remind me a little of them, just a whole lot sexier and more southern.
Olivia Sullivan grew up with dead people. Literally, her house was filled with them. They lived in the same house that her father used for his funeral home. If that’s not enough to keep the guys away, her only two sexual experiences were disasters. I mean TRUE disasters. Now she has taken over dad’s business and become the county coroner. That, plus her past sexual history has caused cobwebs to grow in her vajayjay.
“You can claim someone as legally dead at seven years, so my vagina was just a few months shy of being legally dead.”
After eating a ball piece of the penis cake at her mom’s wedding shower, Olivia decided she needed to clear the “cooter cobwebs” and just pick up a random guy and go for it. And boy, she found a live one! YUM. Holden Caulfield Mains aka Catcher, an agent with the GBI (Georgia FBI) and a straightforward, tell-it-like-it-is, dirty talking, sexy guy! Catcher wasn’t afraid or put off by Olivia’s profession, in fact, I think it turned him on even more.
“As he slid the condom down his impressive length, I couldn’t help licking my lips. He was like the Goldilocks of Cocks…not too skinny, not to wide, not too short, and not too long. He was just right.”
When Holden is called in to investigate the first murder in years in Olivia’s small southern town, because she is the coroner, they get to work together. What follows is zany fun, featuring dual dicks, nudists, grabbing grandmas, snake handlers, goatfucking and more! And in between the investigating fun was the sexy fun 😉
He dipped his head closer to mine. “Stop thinking so much. Let me and your body make the decisions.”
Holden was able to turn anything into an innuendo. Since I am exactly like that, I loved him. He was alpha, funny, sexy, and carried a gun, yummy. And Olivia was a riot. I loved her inner dialogue and I would totally want to hang out with her.
There was a lot of peen in this novel. In fact…
- I laughed out loud.
- Unique storyline.
- Loved both characters.
- Zany and suspenseful.
- Dirty talker.
- Hot sex.
- Funny Grandma.
- The dog.
- Sometimes it may have felt like she was trying a bit too hard to be funny by going over the top. But that may just be because I know her other books so well.
- I wouldn’t have minded a little more romance once the investigation began.
The Down & Dirty:
Rating: 4.5 stars (maybe 4.75), 4 Heat.
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