Passion and Ponies by Tara Sivec Sneak Peek and Giveaway

Passion and Ponies

No author has ever made me laugh as much as Tara Sivec. She has kept me on the edge of my seat in her Playing with Fire Series, and made me cry in the amazing Watch Over Me, and is combining her talents in the upcoming Shame on You (2/25). But the books nearest and dearest to my heart (and my vagina) are Tara Sivec’s Chocolate Lovers and Chocoholic’s books.

Oh, the things that have happened to me while reading her books! I honestly think my reviews for Tara’s books are my favorite ever. She’s totally inspiring (she inspires me to act like a 12 year old perverted boy).

Her next book in the series Passion and Ponies, comes out March 25th.

Passion and Ponies

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Ava Gilmore has the perfect life. She’s surrounded by people who love her, she’s having sex on a regular basis and her Coach bag collection just grew by three. The problem? She’s expected to follow in her family’s footsteps at Seduction and Snacks, working with sex toys and baked goods.

Ava loves vibrators and cupcakes as much as the next person, she’d just rather play with them than sell them. With her shopping addiction reaching an all time high and her credit card bills piling up, Ava decides to put her obsession to good use and start a fashion blog. But she has one other problem – the guy she’s having sex with has a My Little Pony addiction.

While dealing with her family’s disappointment and confusion over her choices, she finds support in the unlikeliest of places – Tyler Branson. Tyler has slowly wormed his way into her bed, her a$$ and her heart and he refuses to leave. Tyler has his own family problems to deal with and for the first time ever, Ava finds herself feeling bad for the annoying, immature guy and chanting “Friendship is magic!” during the sex she’d swore to stop having with him.

Ava needs to get her life in order once and for all before she finds herself doing something she swore she would never do – fall in love with a Brony.

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Gavin shakes his head at me and tries reaching over my shoulder to take the towel. I snatch it away and turn to face him.

“What is your fucking deal? It’s a Goddamn towel!” I yell.

“Yeah, it’s a jizz towel, dude.”

I look at him in confusion, glancing down at the towel and back up at him when what he said finally sinks in. He’s biting his lip and I can’t tell if he’s trying not to laugh or if he’s trying to think of a way to run out of here as fast as he can.

“Hey, what are you guys doing in the bathroom?” Charlotte asks, suddenly appearing in the doorway. “Oh, my God! Did you just use that towel, Tyler?”

I quickly throw the towel away from me like it’s on fire and it lands in the toilet.

“Dammit, don’t throw it in the toilet, you’ll ruin it!” Charlotte scolds.

“I’m pretty sure you ruined it by putting jizz on it!” I scream. “Why the fuck would you leave a jizz towel on the sink where anyone could use it?”

Charlotte shoulders past us and uses the tips of her fingers to pull the towel out of the toilet and then tosses it into the sink.

“I’d never use it. I knew it was a jizz towel,” Gavin replies with a shrug.

“Oh, my God! I scrubbed my fucking face with a towel that had your dry, crusty jizz on it!”

 

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  1. Maria Theresa Santos says:

    Shitfuckdamn

  2. Dickstick is my favorite word to use at the moment

  3. Really?!?!

  4. becky wise says:

    cant wait for it to come out.

  5. adrienne samson says:

    I say crap!!! all the time

  6. Jennifer Patton says:

    I know right…I say it all the time!

  7. Freakin’. It’s an all purpose modifier!!

  8. wait..what?

  9. Butt hurt is what I say when someone feel I hurt there feelings

  10. Marcy Meyer says:

    Seriously?

  11. Jacqueline Narvaez says:

    Dayum!

  12. shnizzle

  13. Megan Wickland says:

    For reals.
    Word.
    What the actual fuck?
    Hells yes!
    Fuck hot!
    For the love of all things good and holy.
    Fanfuckingtastic.

    Thanks for the giveaway! ♡ Love and kisses!

  14. We’ll I would say Twatwaffle but thanks to this excerpt it will have to be Jizz Towel for a while lol

  15. Thank you for the chance…wish i could go to wicked book weekend…but its a little to far for me :( i hope i win…love tara!

  16. Fuck bag. That’s my favorite.

  17. Jenn McElroy says:

    Shit & fuck are big favorites for me :-)

  18. Shannon Thompson says:

    Looks like another awesome book

  19. jodi marinich says:

    i would have to say dipshit is my favorite

  20. Kerry Brown says:

    Do you know what I mean, I even annoy myself with that one!

  21. Juli Huber Hall says:

    I love the word FUCK ;)

  22. I’m a big fan of going to “dickcheese” as my top insult.

  23. I say “What the Hell” a lot along with “oh shit” :p haha

  24. me and the hubs are cracking up, we just gave that look to each other, yeah the jizz towel scenario has happened to us lol

  25. Fuck

  26. oh forgot to put my favorite word, which is Motherfucker you will catch me saying this phrase practically everytime I watch hockey.

  27. Maria Malaveci says:

    Seriously???!!! and Fuck

  28. What The Fuck?
    Tootie

    Thanks for the giveaway :)

  29. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!!!!!!!

  30. What the hell, shit, damn it, goodness gracious…

  31. Robin the Book Nerd says:

    I’m a dirty girl and love the word Pussy lol. I think it is such a great word!

  32. Michele Ficht says:

    Shit the Bed!

  33. This sucks!

  34. Crap! I say Crap a lot! Crap weather, crap toys, crap…. Lol!

  35. Can’t wait!!

  36. No way! and Holy smokes! are some of my favorites.

  37. Mine is Slut Muffin, I use it on a regular basis.

  38. Vicky Kimble says:

    holy sheep shit batman

  39. Roast beef vagina!!!

  40. I love you…

  41. Twatwaffle is mine for sure!

  42. Ahhh can’t wait! Love Gavin haha.

  43. Nikki Noble says:

    What the Fuck…. mostly.

  44. Dipshit

  45. I really love your books, they always make me laugh, smile and cry
    sometimes. the best part is if I’m having a bad day I can go to my chair with a cup of tea , starting reading your book and go to a world were I can smile and not worry about life.. thank you so much I love reading about love , family , babies and friends. I was so happy the day I found you

  46. whatevs. for reals. coolio. lame.

  47. Christy Bedsole says:

    Love your books;

  48. Cool giveaway :-)

  49. fuck

  50. I think after reading that excerpt it just became Jizz! Too funny!! Thanks for the giveaway!

  51. Freaking, shit

  52. Rachel Brown says:

    Holy hell!!

  53. Carrie Stevens says:

    shut your whore mouth is my fave expression lmao

  54. Mick Murphy says:

    Shit…I say it A LOT! Thanks for the giveaway!

  55. Asshat! Love that expression!

  56. Bollocks!

  57. Cristina Riquelme says:

    Fuck, Fucking , Fuck it….

  58. “Shit” and “Son of a monkey’s uncle”.
    Thanks for the giveaway!

  59. A$$!!!
    Tara I love all your work. I can’t tell you how many friends I have recommended your Chocolate Series and now they are hooked too. I can’t wait for the new book I know it won’t disappoint. Funniest Damn books I have ever read!!!

  60. boo boo and ass are words I’ve said a lot lately!

  61. Katie Lowden says:

    Damn-it. I know, pretty boring!! :)

  62. FUCK.

  63. What the ham sandwich and asshat are my favs

  64. Favorite word… Marshmallows ;)

  65. Schmexy! It’s been my new favorite word ever since I read Collide by Gail McHugh!

  66. D’oh!

  67. Angie Turner says:

    Shitfire!! I kinda have shock tourettes! Lol if I’m scared it’s the first thing that pops out!

  68. REALLY!

  69. Fuck nugget, Douchebag, Whatever, Dickinson slapper
    Thanks for the giveaway :)

  70. Dana Fiore Stusse says:

    Douchenozzle!

  71. Oh fuck, and I also say for the love of everything that’s holy.

  72. Kristin Reh says:

    Tara Sivec’s chocolate series is the bomb :) Both my hubby and I loved all the books and can’t wait for more of these characters!

  73. Kristin Reh says:

    Chucklehead’s is my current favorite word when referring to my 5 year old twins :D

  74. Anyone that truly knows me could answer this but I’m embarrassed to tell strangers (LOL!)….FUCK is my favorite word.

  75. Twatwaffle and duckspunk.

  76. Douchebag. Never fails

  77. Cheryl Nasca says:

    Vagina hand

  78. Renee Sass says:

    Fuck! or Amazeballs seem to be my words of choice lately.

  79. Been trying to find this all morning should have known you would have it THANK YOU!!!!! Cant wait

  80. I use… shit, fuck, and asshole. LOL
    Thank you for the wonderful giveaway.

  81. “Get your shit together.”
    Though I have a lot, this just came to mind first. lol

    By the way I love that you put a add to Goodreads button! <3

  82. Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  83. I’d have to go with the F Word or my own creation, “redonculous! ” My kids love that second one :) Would LOVE to win this! Thanks!

  84. What the?!

  85. Off to the vibrator races !!! TRAMPS !

  86. Marcy Shuler says:

    Up yours…and rotate! :D

  87. Michelle T says:

    I catch myself saying awesome way too many times so I guess subconsciously that’s my favorite word :)

  88. Fuck is the most useful word in the English language! Adverb, verb, adjective, noun….it works for all!

  89. My go to curse word is always shit. Can’t help it. But now my 2 year old is walking around throwing toys saying damnit (which he heard from his Daddy) so I have to be more careful…

  90. Jenny Rapp says:

    Love Tara’s writing. Can’t wait for this book!

  91. Kendall Barnett says:

    I better stock up on some Depends!! I usually laugh to the point of peeing my pants with your books Tara!
    CAN NOT WAIT!!! MY LITTLE PONIES ADDICTION!! Already LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!

  92. Fuck me!!

  93. Fuck!
    Thanks for the chance to win!

  94. Shut The Front Door!

  95. Michelle Lee says:

    Holy cheese and crackers! :)

  96. Oh shoot!

  97. Asshat!! lol I love that word!

  98. Fuck! Thanks for the giveaway!

  99. Heather Martin says:

    fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!! sorry for being so crass :)

  100. Definitely ‘fuck’ for me :)

  101. Leslie Rodriguez says:

    I don’t really have one in particular. I like to curse, not sure why. My husband says I cuss worse than a sailor. I would say fuck is the more popular at the moment.

  102. Fuck
    Thanks for the giveaway!

  103. Tammy Choate says:

    I always say son of a fucking bitch!!!!!! For 20 years LOL Thank you for the giveaway!

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